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Michigan, USA
Joined January 2014
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Replying to @geoffkeighley
>walks up on stage > dedicates award to Bill Clinton > Refuses to elaborate > gets arrested
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>Log onto LinkedIn >comment “holy performative” and “who gives a shit” on every post you see >log off
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Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal. Regulations don't exist because governments enjoy them,They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.
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frankly worth the $100 super-chat to get this clip lmao
There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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AINT NO ONE GONNA SET MY LIMITS BUT ME
They put straight crack in the Kingsley build man
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It's funny that Kaczynski dedicated 10,000 words to shitting on libtards, while his criticism of conservatives was a single paragraph that read: "You guys are fools for thinking that you can maintain traditional values while radically altering the material conditions of society."
i got bored and decided to read the unabomber manifest and i cannot fucking believe that a guy who blew up mailboxes and killed 3 people clocked the fuck out of the leftist movement 40 years ago
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This is the shit I’m having to deal with trying to find this fucking token
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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If dildos get to start measuring from the balls then so do I.
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Has there ever been a more blatant psyop than all these gaming sites constantly telling us to stop protesting cuz it's pointless?
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You work fucking trauma team how are you broke
Guys how do I stretch this out until my next payday
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This also explains some of the young anti white male ads that were run during the midterms by the GOP. Brad the welfare gamer etc.
1/ FLASHBACK: Susie Wiles purposely abandoned White men because she didn't think the Republican Party could win with the "traditional Republican voter coalition." The result? Young White men swung 40 points to the Democrats in the mid-terms. Good riddance, Susie.
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Your kid can’t get a job? Here’s why.
"Bringing back jobs to America." - Bull Shit. I present to you: a list of every American headquartered company with over 5,000 employees in the country of India alone. This list continues to grow rapidly every year.
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Holy shit the guy is literally toasted and has no idea what is going on around him. There needs to be an immediate investigation on his staff as to how they are allowing this elder abuse just to keep their jobs
The lights are on, but nobody's home...
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Julius Caesar was so deeply in debt in his 30s that his creditors tried to stop him from leaving Rome. He left anyway, went to Spain, conquered it, and came back rich and powerful. Yes, you can start all over again.
Can a 28 year old start all over again?
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Just got kicked out of Chuck E Cheese at my son's 1st birthday party cause i called the mouse a nіgger. Looks like woke is back in full force #Midterms
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Almost all of the current modern tech companies have become anti consumer. I will not shed one tear nor should they receive a single bailout when the bubble pops.
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and not one of them are playing for fun
FORTNITE HAS OVER 8,200,000 PLAYERS RIGHT NOW Around 4 million are playing Battle Royale
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What a brave young man I’m sorry for what they’re gonna do to you
Knicks star Tyler Kolek calls out Taylor Swift as team's 'fakest' celebrity fan: 'A little performative' trib.al/gAoFUbH
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“Hello police? I was raped by a Muslim immigrant.” “Don’t be racist, ma’am.” “And he doesn’t believe in the Holocaust.” “We’ll be right there.”
NEW - German Chancellor Merz says Muslim immigrants who refuse to acknowledge Germany's historical responsibility for the Holocaust must leave the country.
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You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works: The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice. Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures: • 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit • 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access • 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal • 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling • 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track • 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen • 1:127 - Gizmo (any) During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate: • Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x • Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x • Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.
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