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>walks up on stage
> dedicates award to Bill Clinton
> Refuses to elaborate
> gets arrested
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>Log onto LinkedIn
>comment “holy performative” and “who gives a shit” on every post you see
>log off
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Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.
Regulations don't exist because
governments enjoy them,They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.
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It's funny that Kaczynski dedicated 10,000 words to shitting on libtards, while his criticism of conservatives was a single paragraph that read: "You guys are fools for thinking that you can maintain traditional values while radically altering the material conditions of society."
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
Has there ever been a more blatant psyop than all these gaming sites constantly telling us to stop protesting cuz it's pointless?
No Disc, No Buy and PS5 Blackout Protests Fail to Impact PlayStation pushsquare.com/news/2026/11/…
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This also explains some of the young anti white male ads that were run during the midterms by the GOP.
Brad the welfare gamer etc.
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Holy shit the guy is literally toasted and has no idea what is going on around him. There needs to be an immediate investigation on his staff as to how they are allowing this elder abuse just to keep their jobs
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Julius Caesar was so deeply in debt in his 30s that his creditors tried to stop him from leaving Rome. He left anyway, went to Spain, conquered it, and came back rich and powerful.
Yes, you can start all over again.
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Almost all of the current modern tech companies have become anti consumer. I will not shed one tear nor should they receive a single bailout when the bubble pops.
AMD CEO Lisa Su: 'We are a data center-first company' pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/…
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What a brave young man I’m sorry for what they’re gonna do to you
Knicks star Tyler Kolek calls out Taylor Swift as team's 'fakest' celebrity fan: 'A little performative' trib.al/gAoFUbH
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“Hello police? I was raped by a Muslim immigrant.”
“Don’t be racist, ma’am.”
“And he doesn’t believe in the Holocaust.”
“We’ll be right there.”
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You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works:
The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice.
Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures:
• 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1:127 - Gizmo (any)
During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:
• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x
These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.








































