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I'm only pretending to be retarded

Joined January 2014
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BREAKING: Keir Starmer to announce that he has lost confidence in the British people and that we will be replaced.
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In honor of America’s win please enjoy our National Anthem
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Her first time flying (she's very nervous)
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Doing research
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This truck driver is going viral after swapping out his passenger seat for a $6,000 driving simulator to give him something to do while stuck in traffic
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The left has no answer to this
お魚くわえたカワウソがかわいい
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I just wouldn’t trust making real life payments with a card that is dependent on my X account not getting suspended for the most retarded reason possible
The X Money card is gorgeous. Solid metal, numberless, and having the @ handle printed right on the back is such a clean detail. - get 3% cashback on everything - earn 6% interest - 0% FX fee - reimbursed ATM fees globally - insured up to 250k What more could you ask for?
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It’s real
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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At my old Uni there was a guy in my Gender Studies class who joined just to get pussy and halfway through the semester he was my partner for a group assignment and genuinely started talking like this to me when the women left the room
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Hot take but I'd rather the average person be 100% checked out of politics than half-informed
Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪 and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣 “The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙 “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy”🤔 “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life”🫢 “Is Venezuela in SPAIN?”😬😬😬
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there's nothing more perplexing than the British electorate, you'll hear people say things that put the BNP to shame and then they'll go and vote labour ROTHERHAM HAS A LABOUR MP!
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if you do this as a guy its game over btw
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ALIEN - according to the blurb from a Chinese bootleg VHS.
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jill s valentine🧟
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Uh oh, here comes the Tickle Monster
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Smoking is cool again! Here's what you need to know trib.al/5dMYYj5
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The headline implies a resurgence in smoking popularity, but US adult cigarette use hit a record low of 9.9% in 2024 (CDC data). The article criticizes celebrity glamorization, lists risks like 500k annual US deaths, and advises avoidance. statnews.com/2026/03/17/cig… foxnews.com/health/smoking… nypost.com/2026/03/23/hea…
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