@HotAsPuck

what a horrible night to have a curse • #FlyEaglesFly

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Joined May 2013
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
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William Contreras vs Yandy Díaz stare contest during ABS challenge
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i am so jealous of the concept of a baseball team that comes alive when they hit 2 outs instead of rolling over to die
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i miss u 1
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The Celtics just seem to be missing something in fourth quarter closeouts this years.
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trunk or treat is the worst thing to happen to Halloween. you're supposed to run from door to door, stumbling over unfamiliar terrain in the dark with a pillowcase full of candy. not picking it out of the trunk of someone's RAV4 in a parking lot
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for everyone responding: xitter.cf/hotaspuck/status/21152…
mel@HotAsPuck5h
Replying to @DNeckel19
I've known people who have replaced actual Halloween night trick or treating with trunk or treating and that's what I was trying to get out. That replacement isn't as fun.
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NBA Shane
@Shane009h
"I'm gonna show LeBron how a 40 year old is supposed to do it" Perfect representation of LeBron haters
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Drew
@DR3Wheels6h
Cam York is hockey Alec Bohm
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fire Cam York and his shit attitude in to the sun. Torts was right.
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so embarrassing
Flyers Nation
@FlyersNation4h
The Flyers lose.
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I want to buy all the women all the houses
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erin
@blondederin5h
Every World Series game is a Brewers home game.
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HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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would be cool if the Brewers wrapped this World Series thing up tonight
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They died so the Sixers could thrive
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people against lab grown diamonds are so weird to me like yall are really out here saying “my rock is better because it came from child laborers and slaves instead of a scientist!” be so fucking for real rn
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BronMuse
@BronMuse10h
Allen Iverson is CONFIDENT LeBron will bring a championship to Philly: “Do I think? “I know for a fact, it’s going to happen... We're gonna have a parade. I promise you that!” 👀🔥 (Via @JeffSkversky)
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Me today (and most days, to be honest)
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ALAS, I GOT IN!!! MY 3 RESERVED NAMES FOR WOW FOREVER!!
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I wanted "Faustian Bargain/Pact/Deal" for my warlock, but all 3 were taken before I even had a chance 🤧
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