Howling Milhouse

Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and time travel naps just to stay alive on the set of his hit sitcom "I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the pipe, either girls or porn or both. I felt like I was time traveling from 1:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. It felt like 15 minutes, whereas 9:00 to midnight felt normal" "The hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished. And then someone's banging on my door, 'Dude, you're late, what the f*ck?' And I'm still sideways" "So I'd pop half a Xanax, hit the pillow, and try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night" "Then I'd hit the shower and say, 'I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower.' That's about 11, 12 hours, just shower to shower" "I get to work and have that midday drop-off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep fuel in the engine, so I started drinking" "People look at sitcoms like, 'Oh, they're having a fun time.' It gets super f*cking complicated"