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Joined February 2016
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True success to me looks like this.
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The future has ARRIVED Blades Brown’s first winning moment on the PGA Tour at 19 YEARS OLD
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Sometimes, life has to break the version of you that’s built for applause so it can rebuild you into the version that’s built for purpose
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More people watched the 2026 Little League World Series Championship Game (2.9 mil) than Game 1 and 2 of the WNBA Finals (2.1 mil and 1.3 mil). The WNBA did this to themselves.
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Replying to @MKBHD
I’m not. Will use SpaceX cold gas thruster system with ultra high pressure air in a composite over-wrapped pressure vessel in place of the 2 rear seats.
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The new Roadster will actually do something like this
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Elon 🐐 argue with a wall
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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By the time you finished high school, you had already used up about 93% of the in-person time you will ever spend with your parents. The math is simple and it hurts. For 18 years you see them nearly every day. Then you move out, and it drops to a visit every month or two. If your parents live into their 80s, everything after graduation adds up to a few hundred days total. Childhood alone was over 6,000. His mom's line explains the other half. 84 years felt short to her for the same reason 54 feels short to him. Your brain doesn't measure time with a clock. It measures it in memories, and it mostly records what's new. At 8, everything is new, so one summer feels endless. At 54, the days repeat, whole years get compressed into a few snapshots, and a decade passes in what feels like eighteen months. There's a proportional effect stacked on top. A year at age 5 is 20% of your entire life. A year at 54 is under 2%. The denominator grows every birthday, so the ride keeps accelerating no matter what you do. The clock is fixed. Memory density is the only lever you actually hold, and most of it comes down to who gets your ordinary days.
Ben Affleck lost both of his parents this year. He says he learned “a great lesson” from how his mother navigated the end of her life: “One of the things you grapple with at my age when parents die is there’s a comfort and awareness in knowing this is how it’s supposed to go. When I go, it will be hard for my children, but none of us want it any other way. My mom said to me at the end of her life, ‘God, I thought 84 years would seem longer.’ And I thought, ‘I bet, because I thought 54 would seem longer.’ That’s what we get. We get this much time, and it’s a reminder not to put anything off or fix it later. It’s more about how you show up every day with everybody else.” Read the full cover story: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHTZ5
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received my first @therealmcnair order today and blown away by the quality. Tip of the hat. Here’s to your continued success and growth. First of many, I’m sure 🫡🫡 who says gators don’t come to Iowa
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Paul Rudd no longer brings his smartphone with him to set: “I don’t go to sets with a phone. I haven’t done that for a while now. It’s important to put it down. Anytime. They’re horrible things. I’m addicted to it like everybody else. They’re facilitating our own destruction.” Rudd revealed that director Tom McCarthy enforced a “very strict no phones policy” on the set of their new movie “A Statement,” which he found brought his castmates closer together and made filming feel more like a play. “The world has changed since cell phones have existed. We don’t look at each other or talk to each other quite the same way,” Rudd said. “Now, [with the phone ban], we were forced to really spend time with each other and talk. Working on a movie set in 1980, we’re dressed in a certain kind of way. It felt like, ‘Oh, yeah. I remember this. This feels like it used to feel when people sat around and spoke to one another.’” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHTLm
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#1 takeaway from President’s Cup: None of your “gimmies” are actually “gimmies” - so stop the madness of giving yourself 3-5 footers.
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.@ChrisGotterup when he’s told he gets to take down another international player #PresidentsCup
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Hello world 🚶🏻 Jackson Koivun goes NUCLR at Medinah to secure a full point for the U.S.
🚨JACKSON KOIVUN — AURA 🇺🇸👀😵
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Presented without comment
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PSA- For Immediate Release: I take back every negative thing I’ve ever said about @Wyndham_Clark - go bring home a point and crush some 🍇 tonight. THISE COLORS DONT RUN 🦅🇺🇸🦅 #presidentscup #pgatour
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He’ll never openly admit it, but Scottie Scheffler hates team golf. He hates the pomp and circumstance surrounding it, and he hates the way it disrupts his typical routine. He loves the isolation of typical tournament golf, and surgically kicking everyone else’s ass by himself.
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Nick Chubb is returning to Cleveland to sign a one-day contract and retire as a Brown.
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