Lost Gynaecologist (@IceThenSlice) profile picture

Use common sense; ignore all inappropriate tweets and advice. Not a doctor here.

Way off the spectrum & beyond
Joined November 2012
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As a JHO (FY1) in 1979 I was asked by a taxi driver how much I earned. I told him I had earned a total of £4.80 for admitting surgical patients from midnight to 8am & looking after 2 surgical wards & 2 ENT wards. Things change but doctors must be paid properly @trentconsultant
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Lovely photo. Also this kind man gave you 45 mins of respite. He was probably a parent too. I genuinely feel we are all good people & want to do our best for others. Just some people are easily swayed by money & power. Those people may not have been loved when they were kids!
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Which Harvey Spectre quote will Prince Harry use first in court?
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Cry Havoc! Let slip the dogs of war. Let the jousting begin.
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Thanks Paddy. We wish you and your family the best care if they ever need treatment in the NHS. There is a register of all the negative arseholes who do not deserve kindness. What goes around, comes around.
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Aldi = Aphrodisiac! Rustle up the romance for less and have them swooning this Valentine’s Day 😍

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News Flash. Two figures in orange jumpsuits being exchanged on a bridge over Niagara falls. Look a bit like Prince Andrew and Anne Sacoolas. Can anyone confirm?
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Replying to @IceThenSlice
Hey did you catch that new music style sweeping the nation ? They call it the Uterine Sound ! 😜
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I will try a different tack: I have a friend who buys hat with names for colleagues. What would you like on yours? As you say, “it’s good for knowing who’s who”. That would be a good start. Not everybody can remember all names from the huddle (pers correspondence)
A name on a hat in itself doesn't reduce team hierarchy. Yes it's good for knowing who's who but where is a published study to show it improves safety? Please read my latest article in @bmj_latest about empowering teams to challenge authority. Latest evidence is all in there.
Replying to @eoinmccarthy
Oh come on. Someone somewhere has definitely submitted an exception report for being bleeped whilst taking a 💩
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They were all in one specialty, and the president of that specialty society took the amazing step of ringing the last ones personally. 🙏 took a whole weekend!
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If everyone had their names on, she could have just given the message to the right person! Hats are the intraoperative version of ID badges.
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Our annual conference takes place on the 8-9th of May. The event is a chance to learn from Professor Steve Peters and the Chimp Management team. There will also be a guest interview with Steve and @CalumBest. For more information visit - chimpmanagement.com/our-even…
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Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowing boat and taking tartar sauce with you.
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For anyone in an organisation using computers, this should be required reading: M. Ashton, Getting Rid of Stupid Stuff, New England Journal of Medicine, 379:1789-1791, 2018. DOI: 10.1056/NEJMp1809698 Let's get rid of stupid stuff. They removed 1 click & gained 12 free nurses.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announces divorce from his wife after 25 years. Jeff Bezos's wife just added "HALF OF EVERYTHING" to her cart.
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You would rather someone fills #Datix at end shift than transfuse a patient with a big GI bleed, or help a frail patient to the toilet? I believe there is no evidence for the cost effectiveness of #Datix over other ways to improve processes like asking and supporting staff ideas – at Crawley, South East
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