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Johngle Bells 🔔🔔

@Ice_Ice_JB

Semi-Pro Gigolo. I’m an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about having to return it. (He/Him/Stud)

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Joined May 2026
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My penis
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Only just woken up, lads.
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Posted 3 selfies today for a grand total of 3 likes so you’re all now dead to me. And I don’t mean the fun, hallowe’eny kind of dead. GOOD! NIGHT!
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All having fun on Hallowe’en are we? And here was me thinking you were all genuinely devastated by the passing of Sir Paddy Stew! PERFORMATIVE BASTARDS
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I wrote him a poem 😢 If you knew Paddy Stew Then you'd know why I feel blue Without Paddy, my Paddy Stew Oh well, I love you, guy Yes, I love you Paddy Stew
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Who else dressing up as #ClassicJohnBoy for Hallowe’en?
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You’ll do.@mostly_grumpy14h
No trick or treaters in the village. A) there are no children B) We shoot anyone that knocks on a door after dark
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I don’t have to imagine. I’ve been carrying you lot for years.
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Replying to @macksypowwa @shitbritishpics @oscar_gbz
imagine carrying donuts
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For Hallowe’en, I’m dressing up as unliked selfie.
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Just remembered the time my learning partner at Porn School refused to go down on me after anal. She still managed to get a Merit even though I got a dick stink shun.
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Just remembered the time Mystic Meg blocked me before I even had a chance to send her a picture of my cock. She was famous for her pre-dick shuns.
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Saturday
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I’m averaging less than 1 Like per tweet today and haven’t had a single RT. Literally THIS close to posting dick!
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Why has Twitter removed my pic of Alan Shearer? He wasn’t even butt dropping.
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This was the pic, btw. Posting again to see if it gets taken down again.
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Could be us but it’s illegal
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HMU if you want some cheap crypto
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Oh, why don’t you all just marry Celebrity Traitors … then divorce after a only year because they got just a little bit more predictable and a little less fun. #ShallowCunts
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I’m a man of the world and certainly no prude, but it’s genuinely shocked me, the number of you lot that actually admit to being into Big Bad Wolf porn.
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🎶Baby you're the one, you still turn me on. You can meat my hole again🎶
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This seems like a great time to share my favourite Sir Patrick Stewart gif and get me some sweet, sweet RTs off of his death.
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He died for NOTHING! Well done, pricks.
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Oh, like that, is it?
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