It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
Askwith, England
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‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
Some friends in the village are having some building work done. I walked down their lane this afternoon and the 6 brickies were belting out, full on belting out, like cruise ship entertainers ‘That don’t impress me much’. It was one of the most joyful things I’ve seen in ages.
They’re going mad on AI at work. Insanity levels of enthusiasm for something that doesn’t work properly.
I haven’t seen traitors but I have never thought James Acaster was funny. He gets to keep the money whatever I think.
I put my brand new chenille sweater on the sofa while I got my phone from upstairs. It was on its own less than a minute. Came back, both cats stood on it pulling loops in it. Never worn.
Yes, chenille. It’s called style. Fuck you.
He’s what? Fucking hell. Not unless the promised land is Benidorm and ‘a dream’ is a line of coke funded by gullible racists.
Walliams, Brand and Tiny Tommy all in a cell together shitting in a bucket could be a turning point for the morale of the country.