@IfazRMFC

Real Madrid | Cristiano Ronaldo | 7 Scuderria Ferrari | Lewis Hamilton | 44

Joined May 2026
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I just gooned and a white liquid came out. #PropaMadridista
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I said I wanted to try goat milk and she shoved her titty in my mouth. #wifedat 🐐
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Not a single banger tweet idea in my head.
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ً@aymallseven3h
Look at the cheers when Ronaldo appeared on the screen , crazy AURA.
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TheFinalBrainCell@Final_BrainceII10h
Reached for the gear stick in my driving test and grabbed the drivers cock.
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Gooned to Taiwanese porn instead of Chinese porn out of respect for Mbappé.
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Enough reasons to buy the iPhone Duo.
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Kal_@maxauralover332h
BRO JOS VERSTAPPEN FOLLOWS TRUMP AND MESSI🤮
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George Michael@GMDLHM20h
Vi la ceremonia, me dormí, desperté y aún no han entregado el balón de oro
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Kaizen 🇵🇸@Kaizen696014h
Speed got up from his seat after seeing other people standing up, and everyone thought he was giving Messi a standing ovation. 🤢😭🤢😭
UEFA Champions League
@ChampionsLeagueOct 26
A standing ovation for Messi in 2023 👏 #ballondor
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@vaIverdes4h
kylian is the one apologising while chinese tv is the one calling him a monkey...
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My professor asked why I didn't attend the exam, and I said I was busy studying.
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Sent Sabrina Carpenter a DM saying, 'Hey pig'.
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bye@imnotthebyecatOct 26
Japanese people after going to order the new iphone only to find out its the 18
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Dios, qué maravilla de vídeo. Reacción del 1-1 y 1-2 🐷🐽🍼🍼🍼
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Christian 🇨🇴@PromisedAbysss19h
Messi PR is insane does that shit say “5th” in the year of 2026
Reshad Rahman
@ReshadRahman20h
🚨⭐️ JUST IN: Lamine Yamal has finished 3rd in the Ballon d’Or rankings, with Rodri 4th and Messi 5th. #FCB 🏅🔵🔴
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Harry Kane won the Ballon d'Or but no one will give a fuck about it after this week because he’s irrelevant asf.
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Tosin@tosin_110920h
Socrates award Saka— 1 Ronaldo and Messi— 0
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@Asensii2020h
Lamine Yamal - 2025/26 Ballon de Playa (Part 1/2)
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JustFax@JustFax2018h
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@coupedumonde0719h
Haven’t seen a ballon d’or winner get this emotional maybe ever damn
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