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Ultimate woman respecter™️ #BeKind

Joined July 2025
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'If you're in trouble, hurt or need. Go to poor people. They're the only ones that'll help, the only ones.' John Steinbeck. "The Grapes of Wrath." (1939.)
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Replying to @WillyFecker
My uncle used to work in the theatre, he used to say always leave them wanting more...great character.... terrible anaesthetist!
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Replying to @fesshole
I want to know if Tourettes sufferers in Victorian times blurted out things like "poppycock" "fiddlesticks" and "balderdash!"
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“These days, if you’re an Englishman just strolling around a coastal town and happen to be wearing a Remembrance Day Poppy, they arrest you and throw you in jail”
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Don't panic. Organize.
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A bad boss always blames his staff.
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage blames "staff incompetence" for a half empty hall at Reform UK's event in London
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Youre paint grandpa
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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I’ve had some very sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
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Joe retweeted
These are the same people that would have gave Klopp shit for speaking out about this stuff. They had a home game by the way, travelled nowhere, that it’s a European game is irrelevant
#avfc - Why are we the lunchtime kick off on the Saturday having played in Europe on the Wednesday no less, and Hull City V Brentford are on in the 2pm Sunday “European” slot??? (I genuinely double checked if Brentford had snuck into Europe, but it was Brighton!)
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We’re fucking broke, overworked, and tired
Why do Millennials love staying at home so much?
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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My granny went to hug me this evening without asking. Safe to say she won’t be doing that again, dirty aul nonce.
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Ten years since this beautiful moment. An emotional Victor Anichebe speaks from the heart. Poetry.
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Prince: “she wore a raspberry beret” Your dad: “where’s her fucking poppy?”
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You can buy titles but you can’t buy PASSION 💛💣
This turnout is fucking diabolical 💀
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Champions League nights look like this at City. Imagine the scenes for those upcoming midweek games in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy. But Manchester is blue 😂👍🏼
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There’s someone reading this who could cure someone’s blood cancer. That person is holding your phone. That’s right. You could be someone’s Perfect Match and potentially save their life. Why wouldn’t you want to be a hero? Let us know why you’re not on a stem cell register
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It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
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enveja tots els que aneu demà a Liverpool. Aquell viatge al 2022 per la semifinal de Champions va ser una locura!!!
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Sorry - what are you expecting me to do about the situation in France, as a UK consumer finance specialist on a micro-blogging site?
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Europe burning ur doing polls
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