AVFC, Somerset CCC, Bath Rugby, SF49ers; Snooker. Alan Partridge, XFM RSK; guitar & birdwatching novice; Lego builder, Married (16.11.19) & Dad (8.11.24)

Crawley, South East
Joined August 2014
“KP Plumbing…” “Is that Mr. Pilkington?” “Yes” “Hiya, Jon here…” @xfm_community
27
11
3
271
98,251
Jon Hayes retweeted
34 - Fleetwood Town eliminating Arsenal is the first time a fourth-tier side has knocked out the reigning English champions in a domestic cup since Wrexham beat ... Arsenal 34 years ago in the FA Cup (1992). Shell-shocked.
99
1,535
217
6,576
179,570
We have knocked Arsenal out of the League Cup. Wow. 🤩 🤝 Fox Group
2,088
11,439
1,640
95,726
1,496,448
Jon Hayes retweeted
Fleetwood Town knock Arsenal out of the Carabao Cup! 🐟🏆
142
372
85
3,738
182,138
🚨 BREAKING Absolute scenes in Fleetwood as Arsenal get knocked out of EFL Cup by the 18th-placed team from 4th tier of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 English football‼️ Irony of fate, the ground they lost at is called - Highbury!
2
20
9
331
18,323
#FLEARS - Is that prodigy Dowman, THE ONLY 16 year old to play top flight football in 100, losing to Fleetwood? It might just be rumours…
248
Aston Villa 1993-94
3
10
2
86
9,045
Jon Hayes retweeted
Down to the south coast for some Carabao Cup action ⏭️
14
59
5
861
26,961
#SAvAUS - Greame Smith has the squarest of square heads! Still, a Somerset ccc legend 🐦‍⬛
2
227
Jon Hayes retweeted
Deeney robbed.
86
112
45
1,927
326,482
Just flicked day 1 of the deciding Test Match between #SAvAUS on, and I very happy to see the SCORING RATE: South Africa 🇿🇦 are 70-0 from 16, 4.3rpo! That’s what I expect to see as an Englishman viewing cricket… … Lyon bowling in the first 20? He’s got to go, & he has! 👏👏
114
Thinking about those six months in Norfolk 🥹 The only #BallonDor winner to call East Anglia home. Well deserved, Harry Kane. 👏
153
967
134
20,542
700,045
Jon Hayes retweeted
2 - Only two players from Europe’s top-five leagues have reached 70+ goals across club and country in a single season this century: Lionel Messi in 2011/12 (82 goals) Harry Kane in 2025/26 (73 goals) Virtuosos.
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
16
840
48
4,475
116,241
Jon Hayes retweeted
🚨Breaking: The Ballon D’or Winner has already been leaked 👀
🤖 Made with AI
5
72
4
1,164
26,432
Jon Hayes retweeted
.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
115
1,110
103
8,781
1,004,744
87
428
36
11,467
336,216
Jon Hayes retweeted
🚨 Bukayo Saka has arrived for the #BallonDor  ceremony, limping on the red carpet. Everybody here seems baffled as he and everyone knows he’s not winning anything and wasn’t even nominated
345
505
203
12,194
1,290,325
#BallonDor red carpets, hysteria, winner “leaked”… game’s gone!
1
310
Jon Hayes retweeted
The basic fans of a certain London club. Money and context is everything, the reason Emery is lauded, is simple. £ to points, improves players, sells well and loves football. Your man is doing well, doesn’t need the Emery slander. Like a bitter ex, get over it. #UTV
6
9
2
60
4,527
#ElClásico - Raphina is the captain of @FCBarcelona 😮
171