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Nottingham, England
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Ian Stoddart retweeted
It ended up being 21 miles, to Cotgrave and back.
Over £500 raised.
So proud of her and her mates.
Last year a boy in my daughter’s friend group sadly took his life.
In his memory they are doing a 20km walk to raise money for @MindCharity
Any donations would be gratefully received, as would any retweets.
Thank you ❤️
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Why would you not report a dog attack that left you with over 50 stitches to the police?? What if the German Shepherd attacks again, but that time the victim is smaller, weaker or even a child! #Pennant needs to have a word with himself & that’s a fact.
Wondering why they bothered running Elusive Butterfly?? From 16s this morning to 11s, then drifts to 40s, I’m guessing because of the ground. They obviously knew I wouldn’t do anything #Doncaster 🤷♂️
Why are you keeping £150,000 along with £50,000 worth of jewellery in your house #Crimewatch
Weird how every SNP conference they say that Scotland is ready for independence 🤷♂️ Someone might get the idea that they were a one trick pony who care far too much about one thing instead of working on the basics that might actually help the Scots, but what do I know #What
Never seen a jockey make it look like he’s trying when they are obviously are not more than Havlin. And I know I know nothing but the horse wanted to go right, there was room to go right, so go fecking right 😂#Kempton
A lot of these #YouTube golfers flogging the comps that are all over the option at the minute aren’t too hot on maths. “Every ticket wins.” 🤔 If it costs more than you get back…that is not ‘winning’ it’s losing less! You’re welcome 🙄
Found guilty of fraud last month, resigned my job as district council leader the next day, given a job on a planning committee by the same council on Monday. Come on Craig David work your magic 👀 Even local politics is a joke 😂
Has Donny done it again then? Said there’s a deal when no such deal has been made. He’s beginning to look like a bit of a liar isn’t he #What
Can someone remind Pat Dobbs that some punters back EW. Rode like his arms were broken #Nottingham