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Nottingham, England
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Ian Stoddart retweeted
It ended up being 21 miles, to Cotgrave and back.
Over £500 raised.
So proud of her and her mates.
Last year a boy in my daughter’s friend group sadly took his life.
In his memory they are doing a 20km walk to raise money for @MindCharity
Any donations would be gratefully received, as would any retweets.
Thank you ❤️
justgiving.com/page/our-fund…
Ian Stoddart retweeted
A lovely Google review from Saturdays private 30th birthday party for a woman from Sandiacre. It was an all female audience of about 10/11 set in the back garden of the house and it was wonderful. They didn’t know what to expect from me but they soon relaxed and enjoyed the show.
Ian Stoddart retweeted
Two months ago today, we celebrated the Irish Pharmacy Awards 2026. What a night!
Congratulations again to all our incredible winners, and a huge thank you to our sponsors for making it possible.
Relive some of the highlights below.
#IPA2026 #IrishPharmacyAwards
Ian Stoddart retweeted
You are witnessing the after effects of me vanishing the brides wedding ring,for her to discover it inside a sealed envelope that has been secured further with a legal seal, which is inside a closed zip pocket inside a wallet that the groom was holding
roybond-magician.com
Ian Stoddart retweeted
So according to @Uber_Support my refund was supposed to by 5 days. Then up to 15 days. Now because it’s still not arrived they’re not interested and ended the chat - they say it’s down to @McDonaldsUK who pass me back to uber!?!?
Wonder how many other folks they rip off?!
Ian Stoddart retweeted
On 6th June ordered a @McDonalds via the app. On its way from @UberEats
Driver couldn’t find us and cancelled the order!
Did online chat with @UberEats who agreed refund. Still not got it!? Only have screen shot of driver cancelling!
Ian Stoddart retweeted
Had a great time entertaining the beautiful people of Littleover last night !!… and got a lovely review too !!…
Ian Stoddart retweeted
On Friday the doors will close at the Richard Herrod Centre.
The end of an era.
During Covid times, the mental health and wellbeing of our community was a big consideration.
Closing the Centre will affects 100s.
Disgraceful decision by the local council and @MichaelPayneUK
Ian Stoddart retweeted
A quarter of a century of cricketing brilliance comes to a close.
Samit Patel has confirmed his retirement from domestic cricket.
Thank you, Samit 💚💛
🗞️ f.mtr.cool/krktirnshv
Ian Stoddart retweeted
Well that’s another 2027 event booked in and a 2028 one too !!!… have you booked YOUR ‘Eventertainment’ yet though ????… ( the second picture is for you if you don’t book me in time !!! )…
Ian Stoddart retweeted
During Covid times there was a big emphasis on the mental health and well being of the elderly in our community.
Loneliness and depression
This week the council will close the Richard Herrod Bowls Centre in Carlton.
An important place for so many people.
Disgraceful.
Ian Stoddart retweeted
Yeah it’s tomorrow you beautiful buggerz!!!…. I’m on from 12 noon till 4pm working the crowd so come n find me if your going !!…. I’m really looking forward to this for some reason… AND I’m taking ‘Bond’s Bunco Box’ along too !!…
Ian Stoddart retweeted
Well would you looky here !!!… new roller banners to add to the backdrop of my workshops AND lectures !!… yes you heard right !!!… LECTURES!!… keep an eye on social media as we expand on this new addition.
Ian Stoddart retweeted
Are you ready for all the FREE Cheltenham Festival competitions? 🏇
Alongside the £250,000 ITV7 jackpot, there’s over £1,000,000 in prize pots up for grabs across multiple comps.
Find them all here 👉
bettingapps.co.uk/free-betti…
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Ian Stoddart retweeted
Well all good things come to an end I s’pose !!… just a quick trip back into the convention for a final look around then back home we go !!… meanwhile … here’s me entertaining a few people in The Spanish Bar last night ….
Ian Stoddart retweeted
@Uber Jokers, your driver missed a turning and made the journey an extra mile yet you charged us £29 when the original was £14.
Ian Stoddart retweeted
We did a thing!
Back tomorrow (and all week 🤞!) 6-10am 📻
We’re live.
Mark is kicking us off as Magna Radio goes on air today for Lincolnshire. 😊
#MagnaRadio #LaunchDay #LocalRadio #Lincolnshire