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Usually an Actor, rarely a writer, always a wrestling enthusiast. I have been known to get drunk and yell at the alt-right. He/Him

Galveston, TX
Joined August 2013
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Guy who spends all day calling people the r-word thinks it's "harassment online" to say somebody is "deeply mistaken".
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I just got out of @diggerthemovie and I might go see it again tomorrow. Holy cow.
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Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob. That is all.
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mayor mamdani what are you doing about the ongoing hiss threat
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Everyone complaining about Wolverine is a chud. This game is a blast so far.
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Intentional or not, WWE putting the world title on a this beautiful Muslim man on 9/11 is really incredible
🚨 AND NEW Sami Zayn defeats CM Punk to become the new Undisputed Champion. #SmackDown
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My Lord. @JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read. Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon. One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds. Really says it all.
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Going shooting tomorrow. Yesssss
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An accordion through a Whammy pedal had no business going this hard My brother took this part of “K!lling in the Name” somewhere completely different Here’s another piece of our Norteño/Spanglish version #RageAgainstTheMachine #KillingInTheName #Accordion #Norteño #EZBand
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The Ivory Spider retweeted
I can see the light of a clear blue morning I can see the light of a brand new day Dolly, it was an honor to have traveled around the Sun with you.💫
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His name is Love, and he beat up a Nazi. The world is healing.
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Actual footage from MARS right now, 225 million miles away
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Damn socialists... This is exactly how it starts. First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education. Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.
BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just announced a plan to open 5 city-run grocery stores. Prices will be set at 30% below retail.
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Screw-worm in the meat. Cyclosporiasis in the produce. During a food affordability crisis. During a massive cut in SNAP & WIC. Again, elections have consequences.
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Tonight, in memory of Sam Neill, I’m revisiting John Carpenter’s “In the Mouth of Madness” (1994) on Blu-ray. R.I.P.
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Lindsey Graham on Joe Biden (2015): “If you can't admire Joe Biden as a person, you got a problem because what's not to like? He's the nicest person I think I've ever met in politics. He is as good a man as God ever created."
Jill and I are shocked by the sudden passing of Lindsey Graham. Lindsey and I served together in Congress for over a decade, and worked closely on many issues throughout the years. We traveled the world together as members of the Senate Foreign Relations committee. We disagreed often, and sometimes loudly. Lindsey and I did agree on the profound importance of public service. Like me, he loved the Senate as an institution, even with all its flaws and complexities. To his family, his staff, his constituents in South Carolina, and everyone who loved him: Jill and I are keeping you in our prayers.
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The Goldfinger song is so funny in terms of the expectations it sets for the character. You’d think he’s hot fuck action to rival even Bond, at least his physical match as well, and then it’s this guy.
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I’m not arguing with you MAGA freaks, just blocking you. You are literal pure evil and I cannot wait until the world is rid of you. Go fuck yourselves.
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