Burner account. Mostly here for breaking sports and crypto news, root for Philly sports (mostly Eagles), and to stomp on delusional Cowboy fans.
Longs, SC
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The Cowboys aren’t good. They’re not going to be good in 2026. I have them at 5 wins, but think they’ll find another for 6.
But this post is about why we harass Cowboys fans. These people actually believe their team, “the Browns of the NFC,” are going to win it all.
Every year.
I'd like to shake everyone's hand that stuck with the Dallas Cowboys over the 30 year drought. It's been tough, I know. At times, Lady Luck looked down on us and laughed. Other times, Dallas just wasn't good enough.
But that's history. It's over. This season, the #2 seed Dallas Cowboys WILL defeat the #1 seed Los Angeles Rams in the NFC Championship game, followed by a VICTORY at Super Bowl LX vs the Buffalo Bills on February 14th, 2027.
I tried to tell y’all. Over and over again.
No one believed me. Argued with me.
“CP is a head coach!”
You people believed that garbage when the dude hadn’t called a play in the NFL.
Had to bring in a “consultant” by week 5.
Hey @markschlereth
How we feeling about this now?
“Eagle”
Lane Johnson -- sacks allowed by season (in his 30s)
2020 -- 1
2021 -- 0
2022 -- 0
2023 -- 3
2024 -- 0
2025 -- 0
2026 -- 0
2,485 pass-blocking snaps -- just 4 sacks allowed
0.0016% sack rate allowed in his 30s.
#Eagles
Dude still going strong in fantasy land
You still can’t explain how the screenshots you posted disproves what I said? You underlined my exact point and thought you cooked.
Also, notice how the second the Hurts statistical argument required an actual response, you disappeared? Lil bro ran out of rebuttals and started arguing with my flair instead. 🤫
Dallas Cowboys fan 👇
Y’all see what we’re dealing with?
How cute. You underlined the words “converts to nickel” and “The Result (3-3-5)” like that disproves me yet that’s literally my point. It starts as a 3-4 and converts to a 3-3-5 nickel package. You just highlighted the part proving the defense can be 3-4 at the base and 3-3-5 in nickel.
You underlined your own L and called it reading comprehension. 💀
This is why we clown Cowboys fans.
The delusional state has become such a constant that they’ve lost any semblance of reality.
Yes.
You’re incorrect. And you’re doing a great job proving the stereotype about Philly fans having the lowest IQ and most illiterate fanbase in the NFL. 😭
Nickel is personnel; 3-4 is the front. Those aren’t mutually exclusive. You’re arguing two completely different classifications like they somehow contradict each other.
And I gave you his 2025 numbers and his current numbers. You jumped to “body of work” because those numbers weren’t helping you. His “body of work” is a QB whose passing highs are 3,858 yards and 25 TDs, while a huge chunk of his production comes from rushing — tush pushes, shovel passes, etc. — on top of always playing with an elite roster. None of that suddenly makes him an elite passer, especially when those passing numbers are mediocre despite having All-Pros around him at virtually every position.
Btw, that EPA question makes this even funnier. You asked me for evidence of his body of work, then responded with one stat from one game. You didn’t counter my argument — you accidentally demonstrated exactly why I made it. If that is the best rebuttal you could come up with, then you’ve already conceded the actual argument.
SkiMaskHowie retweeted
Per @TruMediaSports, Jalen Hurts threw for a first down on eight different plays of 3rd & 5+ yesterday, a career high, and the most in a single game by any NFL QB since 2023.
Your players are bad.
It went bad because your players are bad.
