Former branch manager Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. Freedom enjoyer. Narrative critic. Meme connoisseur. Bulldozer customizer (allegedly). X says I do hate speech.
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The year is 2100. The history books contain a section about the second great depression of 2026-2027, which was caused by a rich dude from Taiwan who was too fucking horny for his own good.
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POV: You're doing Uber Eats deliveries during the COVID lockdowns.
It was nice driving on roads with so little traffic, but everything else about it was just fucking bizarre.
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See what I mean? Much better ROI on this banger...
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Mark Levin accidentally did some comedy radio here. It's the perfect bit.
"I think I'm the only human being on the face of the earth that still has AOL. Some of you are looking at me like... 😑 with a cringe reaction- 'oh my God'... THAT WILL BE ENDING!!!"
Mark Levin uses his nationally-syndicated radio show to whine about AOL's lack of customer service.
"I've given you every security number and everything I have!"
"Anybody who works at AOL, I just want you to know there's a reason why so many people have dropped you!"
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Who missed Scion? Did anybody even notice that it had disappeared as a brand? Didn't think so.
Toyota should just start exporting the indestructible Hilux to the US.
Scion is back... and will sell kei trucks in America.
The brand has released the KEI-01, a 660-cc mini truck that will be built and sold in the US.
Yes, you read all of that correctly.
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*some dude is peeking in my car looking for shit to steal*
"Hey! Is that your car? No it's not! Get the fuck away from my car!"
*mumbles some bullshit*
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CAR!!!"
Some retard: "Hey, that might have been an honest mistake, you shouldn't be so RUDE!"
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Like I've been trying to tell everybody... Donald Trump's immigration policy = Bill Clinton's immigration policy + a proposed wall. Trump's firey rhetoric on the topic was just that- rhetoric.
23 people would have something to say about this if they hadn't been killed in this war with Iran.
Trump: We won in Iran. Again, we haven't lost anybody. No soldiers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump stated no US soldiers were lost in the Iran war, but Pentagon records show 23 service members killed and 865 wounded.
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I will make no excuses for what Russell Brand did. However, I do wonder if we'd still be hearing about this if it hadn't been for the public shift in his political and spiritual beliefs. Was the shift authentic? Who knows, I can't read his mind, but the timing is interesting.
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Start voter competence testing, decertify all incompetent voters, and run these polls again. I want to see something...
66% want Medicare for All
61% want a billionaire wealth tax
57% want a $20/hour minimum wage
63% want a data center moratorium
58% want to end military aid to Israel
73% want to ban super PACs
79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap
No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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