Former branch manager Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. Freedom enjoyer. Narrative critic. Meme connoisseur. Bulldozer customizer (allegedly). X says I do hate speech.
Purgatory (aka Maine)
Joined October 2017
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Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
"Smoking is so gross and unhealthy, I don't get why anybody still does it!"
*2 hours and 6 drinks later*
"Anybody got a cigarette?"
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
The @FAAnews issued a nationwide ground stop for all U.S. airports following a communication issue impacting all Air Route Traffic Control Centers. FAA technicians are investigating the issue. We will provide immediate updates as we have them.
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
@JensenHuang PUT THE DICK DOWN YO 😭, MY PORTFOLIO CAN’T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
Hahahhaahaa
Are we ever going to see the full Epstein files? @maddow and I discussed on #HighStakes with @karaswisher.
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
It's unbelievable. I'm just learning this now.
The national studio call-in number for The Mark Levin Show is 1-877-381-3811.
• Live Broadcast Hours: Monday through Friday from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EST
Don't call him!
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
(Un)friendly PSA in light of recent events on here:
Do fucking NOT """welfare check""" your friends and family. Especially if they're a gun owner.
It sounds like this nice and proactive thing to do if you're worried about someone...
In reality you're sending armed twitchy idiots to go kick their door in.
Which often results in their death.
So, can we not?
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
>takes NVIDIA from a dinky gaming brand into a worldwide powerhouse behind the AI revolution
>has affair
>gets fired
>hired by AMD
>turns them from a dinky gaming brand into the new worldwide powerhouse
>has another affair
This is possible, and it would be the funniest possible outcome. Therefore, buy AMD stocks. Because the universe is funny.
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
Captive Dreamer spent 5 years shilling for Palantir's Alex Karp.
Today Karp admitted he's a lifelong democrat who supports the dems in 2028.
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
Will everybody please for the love of God stop putting probiotics and protein in everything I'm shitting my pants three times a week over here
Mike ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ retweeted
Jillian Michaels literally left her own show one time because the questioning was too anti-Israel, and now this broad's pushing Nick Fuentes as the 2nd coming.
