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I have a real life but in my other life, I'm a life-long, die-hard, unapologetic, card-carrying, TV-screaming, Monday-morning-quarterbacking Dallas Cowboys fan.

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Joined September 2016
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Wow. Howie Roseman is a dark wizard.
🚨 #BREAKING: Patriots WR AJ Brown is expected to miss multiple weeks with a knee injury tied to a degenerative condition, which could be career ending per team sources. New England has engaged in trade talks with the #Texans about WR Kayshon Boutte and the #Lions about WR Isaac TeSlaa as potential replacements
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AstroDak retweeted
Help me to understand @Chiefs ?? #justintucker
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For Jared Verse straight up. Who says no?
Luke Schoonmaker to Cleveland?
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They must get a lot of positive feedback on the analytics comments because that is a well they go back to over and over again.
Kirk Herbstreit: "I'm with you. I don't think, personally, it's worth the risk. But with the world that you've created with analytics..." Al Michaels: "That I've created? Get out of town, clown." 🏈🎙️
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44% of our @starlink installations are complete. (That’s 44 out of every 100 if you're reading this, Dan Orlovsky.)
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Chuck Howley Randy White & Harvey Martin Emmitt Smith Marcus Allen Ray Lewis Lynn Swann 🤮 Fred Biletnikoff Terrell Davis John Riggins 🤮 Larry Brown
Without googling, name a Super Bowl MVP who wasn’t a quarterback.
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Train to Busan is the best zombie movie of the last 15 years.
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NO. DOUBT.
Hot take: Menace ll Society was way better than Boys n the Hood.
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Archie Griffin
Name a college superstar who looked unstoppable and then just never figured it out in the pros. Every scout called him a lock, and he was out of the league in a few years. Any sport, any era.
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She'll vote for him anyway.
Vance absolutely bombs a question from a young woman worried about affordability Q: I'm the VP of TPUSA at Texas Christian University. I keep hearing from Republicans that I should get married and have children. But how can I own a home and raise a family right now when it's so expensive? Vance: Thanks for your question. First, let me point out that I've only been asked about Jon Husted's ass once tonight.
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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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You can’t afford groceries, gas, rent, or a trip to the doctor or dentist, but you’re voting red because some dipshit convinced you teachers are changing kids’ genders at school. How the fuck did people get this stupid?
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AstroDak retweeted
Joan Jett legend. Ted Nugent. Pussy bitch.
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I mean, what? Y'all like this?
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For the past ten years I keep getting shocked by how mustache-twirlingly evil these guys can be. Like, shit I would never even think of.
JD Vance whines about translators in hospitals and says, "how about if everyone just spoke English?"
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Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
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This entire league needs to learn how to tackle. Very frustrating.
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“there’s nothing like seeing a cult right up front man” i can’t stop watching this! it’s pure fucking gold! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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