
Face for radio. Comedy couple with @DefinitelyLong. Joke maker. Voice Guy. Podcast Coming. ☘️🇮🇪💨 No PMs please.
Denver, CO
Joined December 2009
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I want to work in Hollywood. I want a very specific job. I want to be the person throwing luggage at actors while filming airplane crashing scenes. Boom! Fake Louis Vuitton straight to the mug @Sethrogen. My job is done. Union break.
Replying to @RealKevinConroy
@RealKevinConroy passing hurts a lot. He was a con legend. He was my inspiration for trying to get into voiceover work. I didn't know him but I heard he was kind and I value that immensely.
Kevin was and is Batman in my world. He was Batman as much as @MarkHamill is the joker.
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I need to chase that dream again. What a grim reminder to not quit.
#kevinconroyrip
#KevinConroy
#Batman
#ThankYouKevinConroy
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Happy birthday to me from divorce court😐
It's ok 😉
Not exactly a mountain cabin but everyone comes out happier.
The right thing is often the toughest yeah?
Love you guys
Twitter can't take that.
#love
#divorce
#coparents
#thekidcomesfirst
My man Dflo is the truth.
The thought that Qanon-loving Jew-hater @RepBoebert is sweating HARD and facing possible defeat in a district with 9-point GOP advantage to a LIBERAL JEW is giving me LIFE today. #Boebert @laurenboebert is human garbage.
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Hi from Golden
I give zero fucks about a rich kid and his new toy.
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I'm grateful for y'all.
That's why I'm here.
I'm a nobody that is lucky enough to have near 800 followers.
Thank you💚🤟🏻
Not going anywhere.
Let's watch it burn @NicholeHiltz 🤘🏻
#getoffmylawn
#🖕
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If anyone is looking for a comedy writer/writers, @DefinitelyLong and I are always looking.
Reasonable and realistic💚
Take my money
I want to open a food truck called "Eat A Little Ass" and serve the best burritos around...
#Entrepreneurship #letsstartabusiness
#soundsyummy
#HablaEspañol
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Please enjoy my latest #photoshop masterpiece. Fuck you, @kanyewest
#yeezy #yeezy350 #yeezy350v2 #kanyewest #antisemitism #jews #jewish #hatespeech #faircomment @KimKardashian @nbcsnl #neveragain @adidas
Replying to @RexChapman
It just hit me:
Heath Ledger would have played Andy Gibb if anyone were thinking clearly.
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Replying to @3dKan3 @Andie00471 @EFastsaga @JustAGurLnSwedn @Rajdatt33264184 @Tenenbaum1017 @AlexMar30155240 @moniqueparent @Cling2Reality @Msmariablack @KcraKarmen @spinfisher @Beefareeno @ChadLindberg @TheIndianaPizza @PauletteParis1 @mariana057 @scottycknight @JohnPaul_HI @TheDougKayne @DMLaBar @BattlestarBee @DPeedz @itsjustalex13 @Shnookie04 @trom771 @GWR
A rare picture of me both in the wild and in the sun. This may never happen again.
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Brian G retweeted
Replying to @AlexMar30155240 @EFastsaga @moniqueparent @Andie00471 @Irish_303 @3dKan3 @Cling2Reality @Msmariablack @KcraKarmen @spinfisher @Beefareeno @ChadLindberg @TheIndianaPizza @PauletteParis1 @mariana057 @scottycknight @JohnPaul_HI @TheDougKayne @DMLaBar @BattlestarBee @DPeedz @itsjustalex13 @Shnookie04 @trom771 @GWR
OK... I am putting this here, I would do this for ALL of you.❤️
If any of you can help, a good friend of mine is in need of help.
If you can help, that would be amazing, if you can't.. that is also understandable.
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Brian G retweeted
So, ummm. I did a thing. I have entered the New Beauty Fabulous Over 40 contest! If you could please take a moment and vote for me I would appreciate so much! Votes are free! And you can cast your free vote once a day. votefab40.com/2022/monique-p…




















