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Irrational Actor

@Irrationalactor

ALL ROBOT & COMPUTERS MUST SHUT THE HELL UP To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A KIOSK I Am A Divine Bei

 Athens, OH
Joined January 2013
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cuban 🍂
@cubantobaccoNov 12
the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 10
microsoft HUSSEIN outlook
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Nobody: Dolly: You're so much prettier than me, please don't steal my husband Loretta Lynn: Bitch I will stab you in your fucking liver, you piece of shit
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frye
@___fryeNov 5
modern dating is a lot like poultry farming. you pick up chicks, sex them, and if they turn out to be male you send them to Grindr
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The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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Cohen is a ghost@skullmandibleNov 5
gossip from sources in R senate campaigns, lots of blame but one theme emerging: the Million Charlie Kirks were a catastrophe. half of them hatched "unsouled" and slid sideways into hell before they could vote; the rest were "webs of blood and tooth" who largely went third-party
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Amelia
@amelia_tweetzNov 1
Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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dolo@doloyeungOct 31
The elite gooner doesn't need porn much like a chess grandmaster doesn't need a board. He merely sits, confidently proclaims "ejaculation in 28 tugs", and executes
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Shivers
@thinkingshiversOct 25
Oh.... I always thought it meant an Asian person from the Bay Area. I had no idea it had to do with... what did you call it? Statistics?
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfusedOct 22
As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss
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judy hilarious@sagebeatlove_Oct 22
I forgot niggas drove cyber trucks until I just saw one. Them hoes really ugly as hell. Tomb Raider titties on 22s.
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💭 ellis@pyrrholidonOct 19
trying out healthy coping methods such as drinking and jacking off and killing myself
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Hermit@hermitfriendOct 15
there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Jesse Walker@notjessewalkerOct 10
I know we're not supposed to break the fourth wall, but the show we're in now was spun off from some thing called The Apprentice.
Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) profile pictureMr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 9
Is there an equivalent to The Simpsons in a show that not only completely overshadows the show it spun off from but becomes so dominant of a culture force that most people don’t even remember where it started
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Azra@AzraBunnyOct 9
Girl named change:
Ava (@girlcumlover) profile pictureAva@girlcumloverOct 9
Change comes faster when they stare down the barrel of a gun.
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Pro tip: sprung wooden clothespins work better than your average chip clip and cost approximately $0.02 apiece. You can buy a hundred pack every decade and stick them in your junk drawer.
Charlie Marlow (@CharlieMarlow_) profile pictureCharlie Marlow
@CharlieMarlow_Oct 10
Companies always give away coffee tumblers as promo gifts. Nobody needs another tumbler. Everybody has too many. What businesses should be giving away is chip clips. Everybody needs an extra chip clip. This is an important tweet.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 8
Eating out is so much cheaper than buying your own groceries then eating out anyway
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do clowngirls take projesterone
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doomer
@uncledoomerSep 29
Okay. I lost 42 billion dollars. And that's on me.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 28
BREAKING: Anthropic’s IPO prospectus reveals a staggering $42,000,000,000.00 net loss in 2025.
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It's important to think of these things, but OP has left one out. How much would you pay for a homelessness insurance policy? A long term care insurance policy? A hedge against the rental market? These are all real numbers, and should be applied to your housing decisions.
Owen (@Owennfa) profile pictureOwen
@OwennfaSep 27
My house is worth around $1.05M. I could sell it and put that $1.05M into Treasuries earning 5.1%. That’s roughly $53.5K a year in interest. I could use the interest to help cover rent while keeping the original $1.05M invested. 30 years later, I could theoretically still have the original principal. So maybe renting isn’t automatically “throwing money away.” Maybe owning a house isn’t always the smartest financial move.
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This is also the reason you don't leverage your primary residence past the point you can DEFINITELY afford to pay off. Real estate is the easiest investment the average American has access to, but it's CRITICALLY important to trick yourself into forgetting it's an investment.
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