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i think the stripper can love me cause the stripper is human and love is inherently a human trait
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how it feels to not gaf about pirate token or whateves thats called
(i dont play fortnite)
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when the theory is actually pretty plausible but you don't like it

ALT TITLE: Asriel Doesn't Exist SUBMISSION: Asriel isn’t coming back home. there is nothing outside of hometown (proven in chapter 5 weird route when kris and noelle attempt to cross the lake), which most likely means asriel doesn’t even exist - he is literally only a concept/topic that is mentioned occasionally for the story. “i can’t wait for asriel to come home” but he won’t because nothing exists outside of hometown and he’s at college 💔💔 THEME: Asriel
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During the Undertale symphony three people loudly sang the DUI song over ASGORE to the point where I couldn’t hear some of the instruments
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"when we elect you abolish ICE"
"right, after we're elected, we defund ICE"
"No, no, no, abolish them"
"Ok, after we're elected, make ICE to wear bodycams"
"No, abolish ICE!"
"Right, right...after we're elected, send $2B to Israel and tell ICE they cant wear masks anymore"
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DEMOCRATS WHEN THEY WANT YOUR VOTE: It’s time for HOPE and CHANGE and JOY!!! 💕
DEMOCRATS AFTER THEY WIN:
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Food delivery apps are fucking incredible.
They charge the restaurant a fee, the customer a fee, pay the driver fuck all, and somehow still manage to lose money.
I'm beginning to think the greatest innovation of modern capitalism is finding new ways to be a middleman.





























