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Drain Bamage

@IsDrainBamaged

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Joined June 2009
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Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) profile picture
Chris Cillizza
@ChrisCillizzaAug 20
It is??? Man, I have been doing this all wrong! 😭😭😭
Drain Bamage (@IsDrainBamaged) profile pictureDrain Bamage
@IsDrainBamagedAug 20
Replying to @ChrisCillizza
The job of reporters is to further the narrative and then check the polls to see if it was effective.
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Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions buff.ly/ZGbCZmC
Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid...

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering...

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I heard it was because she spent too much time on her phone.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokAug 11
BREAKING: TMZ reports AOC has been split from her fiancée for about two years The news comes just days after she announced she’s freezing her eggs
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Drain Bamage retweeted
Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) profile picture
Viva Frei
@thevivafreiAug 10
He is treating you like an idiot, and making fun of you while he does it.
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Saagar must think that they're not building them the whole time over the six-year period. Does he think they all just appear on the delivery date?
Saagar Enjeti (@esaagar) profile pictureSaagar Enjeti
@esaagarAug 9
I couldn't believe this headline so I tracked down the original report and it left me even more stunned "SM-3 Block IIA (64 months), THAAD (53 months), SM-6 (53 months), and PAC-3 MSE (42 months) all require 3.5 to 5.5 years from contract award to lot completion."
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Ed Krassenstein reports that AOC's mom has died.
Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) profile pictureEd Krassenstein
@EdKrassenAug 9
Instead of talking about the pointless war in Iran, inflation, soaring gas prices, and Trump making billions of dollars off a crypto scam, Republicans are outraged that @AOC is freezing her eggs and motherless at age 36.
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Oldie but a goodie.
Drain Bamage (@IsDrainBamaged) profile pictureDrain Bamage
@IsDrainBamaged29 Mar 2023
Speaking of exercise, @ScottAdamsSays exercises his free speech by going off on the media, and rightfully so.
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Synonymous
@jason (@Jason) profile picture@jason
@JasonAug 8
These people are not democrats, they’re retards
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I feel like I'm watching young women being indoctrinated into the Manson Family.
DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) profile pictureDSA Watch
@DSA_WatchAug 5
DSA says“It’s a requirement now” for their candidates to support dismantling the US Government
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How about a nightmare job?
@jason (@Jason) profile picture@jason
@JasonAug 5
I have great respect for individuals who leave their dream job to start a company. It's scary to take that risk, but it's worth it.
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The Chief 😂 She might as well wear a kick me sign.
Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) profile pictureElizabeth Warren
@SenWarrenAug 5
Why does a new firetruck cost $2.5 MILLION? Hint: private equity
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To be fair, the labeling doesn't say whose heart they're helping.
Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) profile pictureAttorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTXAug 3
BREAKING: I am investigating major food manufacturers over misleading “Heart Healthy” labeling.
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The RFP tries to buy every political virtue simultaneously while outsourcing the hard parts and scoring bidders on how optimistically they lie about the math. Kokonas was being polite. This document doesn’t just invite mismanagement, it designs for it. If the goal was efficient, targeted help for people who need cheaper groceries, you expand existing programs or just give people money. If the goal was a highly visible municipal project that looks good in press releases and creates a new layer of city-controlled retail, then congratulations! This RFP is perfect.
nick kokonas (@nickkokonas) profile picturenick kokonas@nickkokonasAug 3
I downloaded and reviewed NYC's grocery store RFP... as someone who has built biz's and bought a lot of food... wow. Forget for a moment whether or not the govt should own a grocery store. Let's review the doc instead. Here you go... /1
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Definitely a ready, fire, aim approach.
@jason (@Jason) profile picture@jason
@JasonAug 3
These folks have no idea how to run a business, have never run a business, and — wait for it — they put out an RFP to let entrepreneurs run their state sponsored grocery stores So… the government is going to pay companies to discount groceries, which have a 1-2% profit margin Amazing!!! 🍿 Can’t wait to see them use some insane DEI criteria to select the RFP winners and this entire experiment to devolve into chaos! COSTCO ALREADY HAS ZERO PROFIT MARGIN GROCERIES — YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST NEGOTIATE BUYING ACCESS TO THEIR SELECTION FOR DISADVANTAGED NEW YORKERS!!!
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MAZE (@mazemoore) profile pictureMAZE
@mazemooreAug 2
When the lizard person tries to come out.
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RFK Jr. blasts CNN's Dana Bash over COVID: BASH: "You're the HHS security and you're leading to vaccine hesitancy." KENNEDY: "Do you see your job as ending vaccine hesitancy or telling the truth?" BASH: "The truth is that there is study after study." KENNEDY: "You're repeating it like a parrot. I've actually read the science. Let's debate the science." BASH: "I'm not debating this with you." KENNEDY: "Of course you won't. Because all you know how to do is repeat what you're told and say trust the experts. That's what you did during COVID." "Now we know Fauci was lying about everything. About mask, social distancing, natural immunity, vaccine transmission. He was lying and you were punishing people for not trusting the expert." 🔥🔥🔥 @RobertKennedyJr
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Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) profile picture
Spencer Pratt
@spencerprattAug 1
“I supported this…why is he doing this to me?” Useful idiots. NEVER help a communist.
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Replying to @jarvis_best
Thanks to lettuce, I’ve lost ten pounds. Who needs Ozempic?
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It's like a gold rush, or an oil boom. Of course this is going to happen. Masking stupidity with empathy.
KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) profile pictureKanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreatJul 30
In January, Spain's Pedro Sánchez dismissed Elon Musk’s criticism of his immigration policies. Today, thousands of illegal immigrants are pouring across Spain’s border. @elonmusk @sanchezcastejon nitter.gq/mazemoore/status/20828…
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Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) profile picture
Adam Carolla
@adamcarollaJul 30
Fauci is a fucking arsonist
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