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My cousin claims she's a feminist but I checked her iPod & there's no Beyoncé on it. Should I tell her employer or just throw paint at her?
Items of Note retweeted
Woke up to find I was followed by 63 accounts, all selling jewelry. If I knew these were my people I would've done more jewelry tweets. – at West Hollywood, CA
“The last thing I remember was saying, ‘Come to mama,’ and then I woke up in a hospital bed.” ow.ly/DKtx0
RT @DanKCharnley: My body can survive 3 days without water and 3 hours without cholitos.
RT @SarahThyre: In my day, we didn't swipe left or right. We wiped front to back like decent folk.
RT @SarahThyre: I know I'm a total trashy hick because when I read about the Palin brawl, my first thought was "I could kick all their...
RT @IamEnidColeslaw: there is nothing worse than asking someone how they're doing and hearing more than a one-word answer
RT @IamEnidColeslaw: my Target just moved the candy aisle next to the booze aisle and it's like they know me
RT @morninggloria: I'm a transformer that takes 85 years to transform from a baby to a dead old lady.
RT @BoobsRadley: If you feel bad boiling lobster alive, try this: tell the lobster it’s “really great” then just kind of gradually...
RT @IamEnidColeslaw: pretty out of practice when it comes to sex so tonight I'm making my sister throw hot dogs at my face
Incredibly annoying to get identical advertising from multiple accounts. cc @1DeenaRae @ebookbuilders @bbandbpodcast @ebb_2
RT @jesseberney: Luckily I work in politics, where people only get ahead by merit, and never by being obnoxious fuckheads oh wait