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Joined June 2012
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My cousin claims she's a feminist but I checked her iPod & there's no Beyoncé on it. Should I tell her employer or just throw paint at her?
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Woke up to find I was followed by 63 accounts, all selling jewelry. If I knew these were my people I would've done more jewelry tweets. – at West Hollywood, CA
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before you do something, remember that countless people have already done that thing & were far better at it than you'll ever be so why try
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there’s a guy at the farmers market drinking coffee out of a mason jar and I’m just so fucking mad
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Scarlett Johansson is engaged. And just like that I'm fine with bombing Syria. Bomb everywhere. I don't care anymore.
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I’m surprised more people don’t have TruckNutz™, since disembodied human scrotums are so pleasing to the eye.
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I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.
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Opinions are like assholes; I want to get you out on my yacht & stick my tongue way the fuck up your opinion.
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.@Walmart bought first aid kit from u last yr, opened today in emergency to find it has No pictures of Rosario Dawson ,hope u have attorney
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It's gonna be awkward when a Russian wins the gold medal in Lovingly Sucking Another Man's Penis.
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I've been using Products™ for years and let me tell you, Other Brands™ can't compare !
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@DanKCharnley just did an impression of Hellen Keller but got her confused with Anne Frank. Accidental comedy gold.