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Tunafungwa haraka ata 30 seconds haijaisha jamani, ooh my lawd, what did Manchester do wrong surely 😱😱😭

Problems we signed up for bro, that's why we are engineers 🙂🙂

Good news @DukaProHub! DukaPro finally got a paying client from Tanzania. I am so happy! Businesses from Tanzania on the platform now total 9. Hopefully, we're getting more conversions. Shida sasa ni kuchat kwa Kiswahili during support. Wueeeh, ni Kiswahilimkuti! 😂😂

Enyewe, nobody is above the programme. Ile stick nimepigwa hapa jana, wueeeh, Ruto must go 😢

Mkuu akiskia kuna project huku imekamilika na haijakua launched 😂🤣

Haha, nope, ni venye that account has some charges, I think ya KCB was 1k per month, Equity I think ni 3600 per month or something. Not sure coz imekua kitambo nikizitumia. But other than that, ata kama unatransact 1k from the account, unapata all those privileges.

Okay, we need to start thinking of a 'game' kama ile ya bull fighting, but for AI's, so that every once in a while, we set them up against each other, watoane manyoya tukicheer hapo 😂🤣.

Been going to Sam West for a while, and wueh, the traffic there is no joke. Sales must be massive! I keep wondering how they can serve that many customers without putting too much pressure on staff. At that scale, good processes and technology matter as much as the products.

November, let's do this!

Mondays are meant to be this way, but look at me, I am here marketing @DukaProHub and only recreating this in my mind.

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Hii leo ni relagation direct, chamani fakit. Hii man u itakuja kunipunguzia nywele kwa kichwa aki 😭😭😢

Biashara ya refillable perfumes si mchezo. Customer anakuambia umix fragrance kama tano, mwengine anataka umsaidie kunusa this and that scent. Mara uspray mwingine perfume imebaki kwa syringe. By the time unamaliza siku, hata haujui tofauti ya different smells.

Safaricom has reportedly fired 118 staff over fraud. Tech people, what’s driving M-PESA fraud in Kenya? SIM swaps, social engineering, insider access, system vulnerabilities, or something else? Who’s to blame, and how can it be prevented?

Wueeeh