@ItsToad_

These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.

 Fucknutsville, Texas
Joined December 2016
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Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.
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@_Papa_Joe_3h
Looks like @ItsToad_ has started his modeling career.
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Mayor Cherelle L. Parker@PhillyMayor10h
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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Leanne and Grace need to calm the fuck down
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@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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It’s time. Don’t ask questions. Click the link.
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@JonnyMicroOct 25
Replying to @JonnyMicro
twitch.tv/JonnyMicro

JonnyMicro - Twitch

Your friendly neighborhood microbiologist. I play and stream all kinds of games, from RPGs like Mass Effect, The Witcher, and Elden Ring to shooters like Borderlands and Halo, and sometimes smaller...

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Start creating your Twitch account so you can join in
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@JonnyMicroOct 25
Replying to @JonnyMicro
twitch.tv/JonnyMicro

JonnyMicro - Twitch

Your friendly neighborhood microbiologist. I play and stream all kinds of games, from RPGs like Mass Effect, The Witcher, and Elden Ring to shooters like Borderlands and Halo, and sometimes smaller...

twitch.tv
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Replying to @RogersForTexas
@RogersForTexas , just to be sure I have this correct, your endorsing James Talarico, correct?
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If anyone is thinking about buying me something for Christmas 👇👇👇
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Hi, my name is Toad and I am doing everything I can right now to not yell at my kids
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Remember last year’s Tractor Supply Christmas spears?
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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Look Big 12, I want y’all to beat the allegations but I’m gonna need y’all to do your part
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This is college football at its finest
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Replying to @lee_bail83
@lee_bail83 versus @ItsToad_
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@malik_alee66879Oct 12
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This explains why he unfollowed me
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@JonnyMicroOct 21
Periodic reminder that I am absolutely undefeated in having the hottest mutuals on this damn platform
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Make a book title edible:
Smoke yer Joyful Cheap Fake
@Jlisa42067Oct 20
Make a book title edible: A Clockwork Orange Marmalade #makeabooktitleedible
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Matt Drinkall is my favorite person in college football right now
By the Belt: A MAC Sports Blog@bythebeltOct 20
Here is (part) of Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall's quote in opposition to the proposed 24-team College Football Playoff:
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Hey @pennyelizabeths, I was just diagnosed with a phobia for German sausages I fear the wurst
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A Tale of Two Twitters
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What would you put in Brandon's deck?
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2Oct 18
I decided to add a deck to the shed I converted into a hangout for the boys. Now I need to add an awning.
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