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Dave Ma🪂

@ItsdaveM_

A slave of my own thoughts. Be a slave to my thoughts. Follow me

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Joined July 2023
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nikiwa campus kuna neighbor alileta dem, nilikuwa kutu mbaya kama 2 years ilibidi niskize ndio nijisaidie na arimis, so si Kuna ile kuongea kidogo before mechi ianze, dem anauliza jamaa nilikuambia naitwa aje, jamaa anacheka tu, Dem akamuambia ona ata ushanisahau, conversation
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Bush🫟
@Bush_tf9h
Yani mkojo haujabadilika rangi na ndo hii friday ishafika tena
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𝙘r𝕚𝙨🍁 (@criseh254) profile picture
𝙘r𝕚𝙨🍁@criseh2548h
Kazi ya mjengo nayo haitawai badilisha maisha yako apart from kulipa rent na kubuy chakula, alafu pia inafanya mwili izoeke haraka
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot8h
uzuri kwa mzazi you work like a slave and eat like a king.
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot8h
kuwatch reel moja ya su1c1de pale gram algo ishanipeleka kwa sad su1c1dal reels eei imebidi niende pornhub ku watch breaking bad.
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Three Five@ThreeFiveazbl8h
One word to describe your 2026 so far.
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mwandi@kijanayakilungu8h
flirting is a tool but some will make you feel like begging
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot8h
mtu anajiita molly of Chicago na accent ni ya River mbuta nilotes 😂😂
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot8h
yes Dangote has more money than me but does he have a long curved dick like mines 😂😂
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MBITHYY@MBITHYY9h
Enyewe marriage si ya rahisi, chakula inanuka nyama lakini sijaonja hata moja, nitapiga mtu mimi
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Mateacore@Mateacore9h
Na Tukibreak up uwachane kwenda kwa hidden gems zangu nilikuonyesha bado tukidate. Incase nikupate umepeleka your new catch huko bana mimi nitachachisha vile umeacha mtoto nyumbani anateseka na mama yako na ilhali wewe unaponda raha mjini ata kama sio kweli😂
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DEUCALION💀@_deucalio8h
Your mom is annoying until you never hear her voice again 😪💔
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot8h
private uni, mount kenya to be precise na hiyo 30 bob hata hydrogen oxode haupati
ROGERS OTIENO (@Rogers_Otii) profile pictureROGERS OTIENO
@Rogers_Otii11h
Pale students mess 30 Bob unakula ushibe kama ngoima.
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goddyie@NgugiKariu317548h
Tangawizi tea ni tamu shida ni hapo kwa kuchunga
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pirates@pirate254keOct 28
Joe Gomez has made my night. Liverpool to the next round of Carabao cup.
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pirates@pirate254ke17h
Niko hali mbaya ,nani ataniwekea 2k aki😭
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Mlipuzi•@Chok3man__13h
Nani uyo ame Rt hii 😂😂
Baba Kayai (@BabaKayai) profile pictureBaba Kayai@BabaKayai13 Oct 2015
Kuna siku tulienda kuchota maji kwa mto, tuka overload gari ikashindwa kupanda mlima, ikarudi rivers
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Mlipuzi•@Chok3man__11h
Fools
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Eric Muriuki (@Benign_Overlord) profile pictureEric Muriuki
@Benign_Overlord18h
There is a fool somehow who believes that anything good can come out of this government of Kasongo
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felaw@felix_felaw11h
Tuliachana na mwingine sasa masaa ya kujiconsoul nikajiambia ata alikuwa mweusi😂
Patty 🇰🇪 (@Pattymcute) profile picturePatty 🇰🇪@Pattymcute11h
Lkn saa zingine mapenzi ni ujinga tu, unapatana na mtu unauliza Mungu huyu ulikuwa umeficha wapi, kidogo kidogo mnatumiana na mkisha chokana ndio unaona akikaa kenyanpithecus flani alafu mnaanza kukosana juu ya upuzi kidogo.. Aki mapenzi wewe🥲
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felaw@felix_felaw8h
Mmeona huyo msee ameenda akapata dem yake sasa akiwa na mtu mwingine kwa hidden gem yenye hua anampeleka😂
Mateacore (@Mateacore) profile pictureMateacore@Mateacore9h
Na Tukibreak up uwachane kwenda kwa hidden gems zangu nilikuonyesha bado tukidate. Incase nikupate umepeleka your new catch huko bana mimi nitachachisha vile umeacha mtoto nyumbani anateseka na mama yako na ilhali wewe unaponda raha mjini ata kama sio kweli😂
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darkchild@darkkeed8h
Leo nimeguzia watu 10 pekee,.. guza nikuguzie💯
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