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Me to US interpol who apprehended sharp home boy who refused to show me how to fraud FAFSA
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Mtu anikopeshe thao kumi nimpatie hii account ashike atanipatia nikumrudishia hiyo pesa,, hali sio halisi
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“When I get a job I'll save half my salary... ” wueh kesho sina hata fare ya kuenda hiyo kazi 😭😂💔
Kuna play tulifaa ku act pale campus kama CAT alafu sasa kufika time ya casting wakataka kunipea role ya kuplay 'ghei'🤮 niliwaambia wasipochange hiyo play heri nikose tu hiyo marks bana. At long last ilibidi watafute script ingine but nilijiuliza maswali mingi sana🚮
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My girlfriend of 6 years was cheating on me with a fisherman. I found out from an Instagram account I created for her. 🧵
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Hii kiburi mnatoanga wapi 😂😂?
Hapa adi ukipewa lift utafeel some guilt ukiona venye pedestrian wanaangaliwa
Kuna dresses zingine najua madem wengi hapa hawawezivaa not because hawawezi zi-afford apana, but because kuta zao za jericho zimeporomoka hazina grip ya kuzihold buana💀
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Pale Ivy Tech Community College wanaanza exams kesho, sasa tunataka twende na wewe Indiana ukafanye hiyo exam
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kuna time unachase dem, unaspend finally anakubali akifika kwa keja akishatoa nguo tu unaanza regrets, unapata it wasn't worthy it
Kama kuna watu huniboo ni wale mtu anapasua avocado na mikono kama passion fruit badala atumie kisu ama kijiko, bana avocado ipewe heshima yake, cut it with decorum na precision my nigga.
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You'll just know a slut when you see one in public. oris kwa the right hand na the other tumbler, short dresses with dirty feet, emaciated thighs and lips na kuongea mingi. Mdomo haina brake, perrrr kila wakati thinking they're bad





















