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 Philadelphia “Philly” PA
Joined October 2010
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NFL postgame interviews with the losing coach are so funny cuz half the questions boil down to like “Do you wish that instead of losing the game you had won it?” or “Remember that thing that went horribly wrong — did you think that was bad or good?”
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I don’t think I’ll ever love anything as much as Sufjan Stevens loves Christmas
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Listen to Sufjan Stevens’ new song “On This Christmas (It Only Gets Better)” pitchfork.com/story/listen-t…
Listen to Sufjan Stevens’ New Song “On This Christmas (It Only Gets Better)”

Listen to Sufjan Stevens’ New Song “On This Christmas (It Only Gets Better)”

He dug into the vault for his holiday compilation Worst Christmas Ever!

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This record is fucking awesome
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The Vancouver noise-punk band PISS will release their incendiary debut album 'you made me / skin on linen' tomorrow via @subpop. Read our Band To Watch interview: stereogum.com/2515916/band-t…
Band To Watch: PISS

Band To Watch: PISS

CONTENT WARNING: Sexual violence, sexual assault, and discussions of trauma. When is art successful? That’s obviously meant to be a ridiculous rhetorical question. But Vancouver quartet PISS —...

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All the “gentlemen of culture, we meet again 😏” guys in YouTube comments need to be rounded up and sent to perform hard labor, it’s the only way
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I get that digital literacy is harder than ever in the age of AI, but the amount of people who fall for the engagement bait fake text convos is genuinely upsetting
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Really appreciate that they named the grooming shop for guys something so masculine so I don’t have to feel gay about going there
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if ph0ebe fans thought alex g sounded bad then they are not ready for when isaac wood starts opening omg
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Really disgusting and classless alert I just received on Google Maps. Do better @Google !!
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I think on a fundamental level the reason why people find Pennywise The Clown so terrifying is that he’s always doing bad stuff to people, and furthermore, he also looks really weird. Truly a fascinating character…
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I don’t really like to serious post on here that much, but today is basically a make or break moment for my startup (we sell zyns for dogs). Any and all good vibes welcome and appreciated!
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I’m smoking on that shit that made Jim Henson invent the muppets
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Huge news for guys who annoyingly tell everyone “Did you know Ryan Gosling had a band?” whenever he comes up (Me)
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Ryan Gosling’s spooky rock duo Dead Man’s Bones is coming back just in time for Halloween pitchfork.com/story/ryan-gos…
Ryan Gosling’s Band Dead Man’s Bones Tease Return

Ryan Gosling’s Band Dead Man’s Bones Tease Return

Gosling’s duo with Zach Shields appears to be preparing its first music in 17 years

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I want to see Whalefall but I’m deathly afraid of the idea of falling into a whale. Wondering if anyone knows of any theaters doing modified screenings to accommodate this? Maybe ones that don’t actually show the whale? Thanks!
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I think the celebrity is in the wrong for being a celebrity but I also think the small business is in the wrong for being a small business. The toy bird is also in the wrong for being an abomination in the eyes of god, the one true creator. Did I miss anyone?
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Might be worse than the videos of Brian wheeled out and slumped over the piano. I don’t believe that this man is out there by choice.
aidan! (@obviouslystevie) profile pictureaidan!@obviouslystevieOct 11
This is the most depressing video I’ve ever seen
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.@katie_dey announces new album 'universal will'; hear the epic, surprisingly hard-rocking opener "for you" stereogum.com/2514199/katie-…
Katie Dey Announces New Album 'universal will': Hear "for you"

Katie Dey Announces New Album 'universal will': Hear "for you"

Unless you count last year’s rarities collection, it’s been three years since the Melbourne digital pop auteur Katie Dey released her last album, never falter hero girl. That streak is about to end....

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Made a scary music video for our new song. I haven’t watched it yet because I’m worried it’s too frightening so if someone could please watch and let me know what happens I would appreciate it, thank you 🙏 youtu.be/AjpD-X0ejcM?is=Hf1T…
demonology feat. Coma Cinema Music Video

demonology feat. Coma Cinema Music Video

demonology feat. Coma Cinema @summertimeinhell ---new music video n...

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I went to Nutz Deep 2 and not only had they never heard of you but they called up the original Nutz Deep location and they said they never heard of you either
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Nutz Deep II North Spencer, WI
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It feels wrong to not address the anniversary of the 10/7 attacks at the meetup tonight, but at the same time I don’t want it to dominate the evening. How are other people in the wife swapping community handling this??
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sage remover ℧ (@yelyahdoobee) profile picturesage remover ℧@yelyahdoobeeOct 5
they started square dancing to the 30 rock theme at the lesbian bar
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