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Christian, Mental Health Worker, Smash TO, Survivor enthusiast, NC Sports Fan | 📋 @lynchburgsmash | 🎥@couchnkeyboard | 💍 @rachwardd | NC➡️VA

Lynchburg, VA
Joined December 2013
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Figured I’d share my progress for an eventual video on @CouchNKeyboard: BRONZE BOY aka getting bronze in online PvP for a ton of different games (every free game plus whatever I feel like buying) Im bad at games so this will actually be tough. Will update this thread as I go!
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12: Magic The Gathering Arena I’m new to TCGs but Magic interests me, I did some of the tutorial then skipped the rest so I could try some ranked. I got my opponent down to 3 hp but they got me, either way I got my rank really quickly which was nice. One TCG down, plenty to go
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13: The Finals Fun game, fortnite meets r6. I needed 45 unranked games, thankfully Solo Showdown had 4 min rounds so it went fast, but I didn’t learn much. I did poorly in the 4 placement matches but got carried to 1st out of 8 teams in one of them so I somehow got silver???
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If you asked me 10 years ago if I’d ever be rooting for multiple Duke players including Grayson Allen I’d laugh you out of the room. But here I am. Buzz buzz
GRAYSON ALLEN 4-POINT PLAY NO WAY. 🔥🔥🔥
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Talarico be like
Texas Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico's viral hospital rumor has been debunked by time-stamped security footage reviewed by The New York Times — but the bigger story may be why his campaign sat on the evidence while the conspiracy theory exploded across social media for days. Talarico disappeared from the campaign trail for nine days in early October, fueling rampant speculation that he had secretly traveled to an Ohio behavioral health center. His campaign maintained he was home with the flu, and security camera images from his Austin home now back that up. But GOP strategists and journalists are torching the campaign's response as "mind-numbing malpractice" for not releasing the footage sooner. With Election Day just weeks away in one of the biggest Senate races in the country, the question has shifted from where Talarico was to why his team let the narrative spiral unchecked when they had the receipts the entire time. Full story here foxnews.com/politics/new-evi…
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Jonathan Hiley retweeted
No way there's already a washed edit😭😭
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There it is.. Greatest Video of All-Time
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I understand it’s just an estimate but as a ranking panelist for years, ranking a team based on vibes instead of results is so annoying. Exactly why there should be more meaningful data in college football, a Swiss sorting method for schedules > 5 important games a season
35 undefeated teams remain after week 3, which means there’s really no reason to start ranking teams with losses yet.
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When even Piers Morgan thinks it’s a genocide.
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Chris Simms cooked ESPN, the SEC, the Republican Party in Texas and the oligarchs with this one. Bringing Ted Cr*z onto College Gameday is literally one of the worst things I’ve ever seen ESPN do.
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Ms. Rachel announces she’s matching Macklemore’s $1 million donation in support of Palestine: “I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza. Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day. We have a moral obligation to use our privilege and platforms to protect children and human rights.”
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