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Cats, dogs, rabbits, birds, music, food, Arsenal, Woman.

Kettering, England
Joined August 2014
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Bloody typical, I just found this 250 million year old pink Himalayan sea-salt at the back of the pantry and it expired in 2019!
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I do wish @BBCNews would stop referring to Russell Brand as “the disgraced former comedian” and use the factual “convicted serial rapist and sex offender” instead.
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A squirrel in Stirling found a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer on the wet pavement and sat down to eat it like it was his. He looks like he'll survive the winter nicely, [📸: Jared Bowe (via IG)]
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32-year-old Ryan Dinnage, who was part of Nigel Farage’s security team, has been jailed for eight and a half years for raping a woman while she slept in a caravan. He was charged in 2025, was still protecting Nigel Farage in April and May 2026, and was convicted in June.
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James Blunt has taken his rhyming slang crown back #celebritytraitors
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I cannot believe people are ANGRY and judgemental that James Acaster confessed. He's autistic, he'd had a panic attack already, he didn't even want to be a traitor and hated lying. It was brave, it was genuine, and it was fucking brilliant telly. #CelebrityTraitors
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Anyone defending Tommy Robinson needs to explain exactly what they think he should be allowed to get away with. A man who claims to be a great British patriot, lives in Spain and spends the majority of the year on holiday at the expense of his “donors” was sitting in a holiday resort in Cyprus while stirring up civil unrest in Britain. Journalists reported on it. That is their job. It was a legitimate national story. And because Robinson didn’t like the scrutiny, he sent private investigators after the journalists, had them tracked and photographed, exposed their home addresses and their families, and threatened to turn up at their homes, saying “I’m coming to get you”. One journalist needed personal security. Another had to remove his family from their home. If you believe that is acceptable behaviour, that a man can threaten journalists and expose their families to intimidation simply because he dislikes their reporting, then you aren’t defending free speech. You’re defending intimidation. A jury heard the evidence and convicted him. Stop pretending this was a conspiracy because you don’t like the verdict.
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Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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Tommy Robinson trial day Russell brand trial ongoing Danny tommo in prison Tate brothers in prison Joey Barton in prison Winning
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Tommy Robinson confirms Elon Musk has paid his £200,000 legal fees. WHERE HAS ALL THE DONATION MONEY GONE TOMMY?
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He’s one mini stroke away from talking about cock he’s sucked
Trump: I stood right over here and I examined his ass. I never did that. No, I never did that with a man before. I examined his ass… My hand is still recovering.
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Well if you stopped talking like a member of the KKK and stopped dressing like a hobbit from Lord of the Rings, then maybe a woman would wanna shag you, mate.
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sean lock could see right through russell brand's facade, even in the face of people trying to defend him and talk sean down, he just knew there was more than what meets the eye
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Only 300 patriots attended the Q&A event hosted by Tommy Robinson this evening in Southampton. A tiny man with a tiny send-off before he heads to prison.👋🏼
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The man Tommy Robinson brought in to pray for him ahead of his trial is Australian Brett Murphy, who was sacked from the Free Church of England after leaving the Church of England. After being kicked out of the church, Murphy raised more than £140,000 in online donations to buy a new house. It's all just a big grifters circle.
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The President of the United States taking the piss out of a mentally ill man who died just a couple of days before. Frankly, I expected nothing less from this sociopathic arsehole.
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The scammy show goes on. @RealDannyTommo @TRobinsonNewEra Just reminder that @RealDannyTommo just bought himself a brand new Audi Q4 Sportback e-tron
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WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! 7:30am and he's already out here grifting for his side piece, Danny Tommo. Absolutely fucking shameless.
There will be a GoFundMe for Danny Tommo’s 'legal fees' shared by Tommy Robinson tomorrow. Bookmark this tweet.
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