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Jonathan Nicholson retweeted
The moment the news landed, euphoric residents started streaming into central Belgrade, dancing, hugging and chanting Gotov je! (“He’s finished!”), a refrain popularized a quarter century ago, the last time the country saw this level of voter participation. That October 2000 ballot toppled Serbian strongman Slobodan Milosević following a punishing decade of wars in the Balkans. politico.eu/article/serbia-a…
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Have... have we found at last the one thing about which Trump cannot lie?
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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Surprised this news got out without a television broadcasting tower on Belgrade.
BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.
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Don't often say this, but this Tweet was a literal banger.
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"Poor Russian conscripts" have a) often not been conscripted but signed up for $1000s to go and kill in a foreign land; b) have hunted civilians via drones; c) have committed massacres in Bucha, Irpin and other places, and d) carried out Putin's policy of rape as a weapon of war.
Replying to @skscartoon
The endless slaughter of Ukrainian and Russians must stop. We should some sympathy for the poor Russian conscripts too. Those kids have no choice but to fight and die in drone strikes.
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The debate on whether Zelenakyy screwed up by calling out Trump and Musk is a bad binary onr: either he lost his cool and hurt his people or he understandably snapped. But a more nuanced theory is Z knows long-term he can't rely on the US & sooner he decouples, easier it'll be.
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Y'all, this is a good World Series. It could easily be 1-1 or 2-0 the other way instead of Milwaukee up 2-0. Crazily evenly matched teams, both fighting for their first Series win.
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Imagine Elon's surprise when he learns East Germany wasn't a democracy and neither is North Korea, despite their names.
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Not sure the last time I've seen a better example of Clinton's "hit dogs holler" than all the "akshually, making fun of Cheesecake Factory is elitist" in response to a joke making fun of Trump's Liberace-level sense of decor.
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In lieu of being able to vote "sorry, we've got bigger fish to fry," this is The Way.
I am voting against the foie gras ban because I want to discourage people from investing money in future DC ballot initiatives by making them think "even if we have a reasonable idea, we'll probably end up losing like those foie gras people." Take it up with the Council!
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Zelenskyy says Internet access speeds needed for drones to work as air defense are finally back up.
The most important thing today is that Starlink and Starshield operations have been restored to the speeds we had before the restrictions. The speeds are now where they need to be. The restoration began overnight, and by this morning, speeds were already sufficient. This matters: for our frontline logistics, for defending Ukraine against jet-powered “shaheds.” I thank all Americans and all our partners who took this seriously and truly helped – members of Congress, senators, all the media, the State Department, and the President. Protecting lives matters.
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Nothing quite says "American Dream" like an inspirational anecdote about a player in the World Series contemplating retirement a few years earlier but changing his mind because his family needed health insurance due to his wife's pregnancy.
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I have decided to file a lawsuit questioning the officiating in tomorrow's OU vs. Miss. State game if OU loses.
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Jonathan Nicholson retweeted
I'm just excited someone is finally reviewing my lab results
Quest Diagnostics, one of America’s largest lab diagnostic companies, disclosed in a filing to shareholders that it learned of unauthorized access to a system used by doctors and other health care professionals to order tests and view lab results. wapo.st/4snSwJ1
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The man who says he's worried about "children conscripted to die in trenches" has been credibly accused of throttling Internet access his company provides to help Russians burn to death Ukrainian civilians in apartment buildings.
What’s actually going on in Ukraine is that there is a massive incentive difference between the elites and the people. The former have grown very rich off the hundreds of billions flowing to Ukraine, while the latter’s children are conscripted to die in trenches.
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Ukraine getting slowly stripped of air defense - donated/bought Patriots not allowed to be delivered, Starlink nerfed to make anti-drone drones fail, etc. -may reignite no-fly zone talk, by Euro-only NATO. One intel YouTuber looks at what would be needed. youtube.com/watch?v=Loz1cdnI…
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In journalism, if it's clear someone you're questioning isn't engaging in good faith, it's fair to go with "stupid answers deserve stupid questions." Here, the q would be "Mr. President, why are you afraid to answer questions without first asking the reporter's affiliation?"
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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Why is there a *need* for a humanitarian evacuation in Oleshky, Ukraine? Well, Russians bombed a nearby dam, flooding it; occupied it; left their soldiers with so little food they resorted to occupying homes and eating locals' food & then wouldn't let locals leave. Via WaPo, BBC:
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Zelenskyy humilating the guy who humiliated Trump who plans to humiliate the guy humiliating Putin.
Finally #Moscow airports are ordering everyone to evacuate immediately due to the threat of combat drones. All four airports in the ruZZian capital have completely halted departures and arrivals.
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There's a non-zero chance that Trump's betrayal of Ukraine, coming so close to the election, helps unseat Congress' only (and notably anti-Zelenskyy) Ukrainian-born member.
No Going Back, the Trump related super PAC, is now up in Rep. Victoria Spartz's district. Trump won this district north of Indianapolis by 17.
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