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I am not always flip and sarcastic. Sometimes I have to sleep.

Long Beach, CA
Joined November 2010
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FINALLY #VANNEYOUT!! RT IF YOU AGREE @LAGALAXY
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MLS Pundit @SachaKljestan goes off on his former coach following the LA Galaxy's 2-1 loss to RSL. First time the LA Galaxy have missed the playoffs in back-to-back seasons in Greg Vanney's tenure. #LAGalaxy
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CFP committee watching Bama beat a 4-4 team
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Hard disagree. I would MUCH rather teens be out embracing the fun, expressing themselves, and giggling as they run door to door gathering treats w friends than bored at home on their phones or out causing mischief. Compliment their costumes and give the youths a Twizzler, yeesh.
Call me a grouch, but teenagers shouldn't be trick-or-treating. You will get a weird look from me.
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Old and busted: "Ohio State fans are going to take over the Coliseum." New hotness: "It's not easy to win with a freshman quarterback in a hostile environment."
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LEAGUE UPDATE: SEA currently losing 4-1 at Vancouver (68th minute). If this result holds, Galaxy would remain in 7th place regardless of Portland match later. Would also mean Galaxy could clinch the 7th spot with a win at RSL. #LAGalaxy
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TDs are worth more than FGs
Ohio State fans have a lot to rightfully question. Ohio State outgained USC and lost by 12: • Total yards: 464–338 (+126) • First downs: 25–15 (+10) • Rush yards: 204–116 (+88) • Possession: 39:28–20:32 • Penalties: 11–6 • Final: USC 30, OSU 18 Season isn't over, but improvements needs to be made.
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USC was driving to take a 3-score lead in this game but fumbled. Truly a microcosm of this era of Trojan football. Killer mistakes at crucial times. Riley likes to characterize this as being “one play away”, but in reality…it’s a defining trait of his teams.
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Dear Netflix and other streaming platforms, why the hell is “continue watching” buried on the 4th or 5th row? Put it FIRST. i was watching the show 30 minutes ago, not 30 business days ago. Why am I searching for it like it’s lost media?
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are we calling Bear Alexander terrible things for this or do we only reserve that for USC players?
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This UCLA-Oregon game is EXACTLY why I have no more benefit of the doubt to give Lincoln Riley. Oregon *is* as beatable as they’ve been in years. USC got them at home, with a backup QB and found a way to lose. If you can’t win these games by Year 5, you just aren’t good enough.
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This is some SERIOUS spin. Did we forget about the billboards USC put up all over LA saying: The Time Is Now? USC fans have high expectations, sure, but in this case, the university’s leaders and Lincoln Riley himself have said they have the same expectations this season
USC fans need to temper their expectations
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Exactly. Lincoln Riley and USC tell us the national title window is open. That the time is now. And then we get told that WE are the problem for expecting SC to compete at the highest level. Blame is always passed along under Lincoln. 0 accountability.
Replying to @RyanKartje
It’s crazy how our media cycle works like this, man. Like, it’s so transparent what’s happening when the same influencers chime in just when a PR boost is needed
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People keep calling it a fear of technology when what I actually feel is exhaustion. I don’t need a tutorial to use a parking meter. I need companies to stop requiring an email, password, phone number, app download and verification code just to leave my car somewhere for 20 minutes.
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Funniest part: there was a window of time they could’ve agreed to give football and basketball players like $100,000 a year and non-rev sports some nominal salary and everybody would’ve happily signed on for that. The NCAA avoided solutions, fought for status quo, got fleeced.
NEWS: The @NCAA’s latest tax return shows it spent $63.5 million on legal fees in FY25, bringing 5-yr. spending to nearly $300 million. (@WSTrialLaw got $19.6M!) NCAA also spent $372.4M in FY25 legal settlements apart from House. More for @Sportico 👇 sportico.com/leagues/college…
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the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they're just always ready to party no matter what
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I’m not saying USC’s had some great defensive coordinators over the years - it certainly hasn’t - but the complaining about the DC every season overlooks the fact that the program hasn’t had the necessary talent on that side of the ball for a decade+. Doesn’t look different today
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But only "should have." They "can't" reverse the results, you know, the way they do if someone's stepdad is getting loans because he's married to a player's mom.
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I'm proposing a bill called The Protect College Football Fans From Ads For Campaigns In States They Aren't Voting In. The PCFFFAFCISTAVI for short. It has bipartisan support across my timeline.
The good news: fewer political ads during college football games about the PCSA as soon as Week 4. The bad news: more political ads about the Texas senate race during college football games as soon as week 4.
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