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Jess Val

@JSLYN

i don't think you're ready for this jelly! (i read a lot)

 South Florida
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Joined April 2009
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Cops on power trips are the most dangerous people in the world
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Not long before I delete this thing. It’s been a great 14 years ya’ll
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Miami remains the least affordable housing market in the United States, according to the June edition of the RealtyHop Housing Affordability Index. miaminewtimes.com/news/welco…

Drop in a Bucket? Miami-Dade Claws for Affordable Housing Units

The median list price for a home in Miami increased to nearly $600,000, which would eat up 80 percent of the typical local family's monthly income if they took out a mortgage and paid property taxes.

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The plastic surgery on these housewives from Miami…. Que pena
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Nnamdi 😭
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“You look like a breadstick!”
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Is LiveJournal still around? Should we bring it back?
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@MiamiPD6 Jun 2023
(Part 2 of 8): Starting July 1, 2023 you can carry a concealed firearm without a Concealed Weapons License (CWL). It's important to know that although a CWL is not required in Florida, the weapon or firearm must remain concealed from the ordinary sight of another person.
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No…. Not @JeffDLowe pronouncing Hialeah as “hee-ah-lee-yah” ☠️
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When you realize you’ve been muted 🙃
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How does one stop creating fake scenarios in their head? Asking for a friend and that friend is me.
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There’s definitely someone new working at Spotify under the Discover Weekly department because my playlist is on point
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The final shot of SUCCESSION
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What was that?!
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But on that note, a recruiter asked me if I’d be willing to relocate to Seattle and without hesitation, I said “for the right offer”
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If there’s anyone that loves a long sleeve, it’s my bf. If there’s anyone that loves a sweater, it’s me. Yet, we bought a house in Florida.
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Anyone up for bringing LiveJournal back?
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I care too much about stupid shit I can’t control
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Some lip fillers are just done so poorly :(
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