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i don't think you're ready for this jelly! (i read a lot)

South Florida
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @AndySlater
Cops on power trips are the most dangerous people in the world
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(Part 2 of 8): Starting July 1, 2023 you can carry a concealed firearm without a Concealed Weapons License (CWL). It's important to know that although a CWL is not required in Florida, the weapon or firearm must remain concealed from the ordinary sight of another person.
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The final shot of SUCCESSION
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That was a great series. Hats off to the heat. Best coached team in the league.
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The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.
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These are the fascist Republicans who the NRA pays to block gun safety legislation. These are the scumbags who have blood on their hands. Name them, shame them. Fuck their thoughts and prayers.
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Fuck every lawmaker in this country who sits on their hands while innocent lives are sacrificed on the altar of gun industry profits.
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The U.S. has gotten no reprieve from its epidemic of mass shootings. There have been at least 192 mass shootings so far this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive. nyti.ms/3HMDV3O
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You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank. You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down. You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot. That someone you LOVE will get shot. Or that YOU will get shot. This is where we are now. This is not normal. And this is not fucking ok. It’s NOT fucking ok.
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a white man killed a Black man in the NY subway by putting him in a chokehold for 15 minutes and he was released by police. he murdered someone in public and walked. this is horrific
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Jess Val retweeted
On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde Texas, an 18 year old walked into Robb Elementary School and shot and killed 19 children and 2 adults. Two days ago in Houston Texas, a man paused his dinner date to shoot and kill a fake parking attendant. Last night in Cleveland Texas, 5 members of a family (including an 8 year old child) were shot and killed by their neighbor after they asked him to stop firing his gun on his front lawn so their baby could sleep. So when Republican lawmakers in a state where it’s easier to get AR-15s than books about Black history say their abortion ban is about being “pro-life”… They’re full of shit.
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A family in Kansas City is demanding answers after a white man shot their Black child in the head when he accidentally rang the doorbell of the wrong home, and then shot him again The man was taken to police station to make a statement and then released kansascitydefender.com/justi…
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Replying to @netflix
Ready to clean up all the spilled tea 🍵
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In 2016, Pharrell Williams visited an N.Y.U. music production class to critique student songs. After he listened to a song called “Alaska” by a student named Maggie Rogers, he explained why “I have zero, zero, zero notes for that:”
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Win a $100 Flanigan's gift card below! Two winners will be randomly selected on March 1st. How to enter: 1. Follow @Flanigansfl 2. RT this post
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I love how skateboarding is just fucking universal. These indigenous Bolivian ladies RIP! The photographers portfolio is amazing celiadluna.com/cholitas-brav…
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Y’all. We’re not doing this again, right?We had four years that felt like a nightmare and that was that…right?
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all these new restaurants in miami but no one wants to bring back gigi’s?!
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Replying to @elonmusk
neutral | neu·​tral | \ ˈnü-trəl : not engaged on either side specifically : not aligned with a political or ideological grouping hypocrite | hyp·​o·​crite | \ ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
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