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just enjoying myself on twitter dot com.

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Joined January 2018
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Colonoscopies if they were AWESOME
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bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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Silent Hill 2 menu sounds with cats
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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extremely funny bit for reality to be running that the left is posting clips from the mussolini aura edits as the right is posting star wars and harry potter fanfiction
My revolutionary American mutuals rn
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No one knows how to spell beef borbingbong. But I am cooking it. Delicious beef boingyboinggon.
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You: Just graduated🧑‍🎓thankful to my whole family Turkish guy you met at a club in 2024: Very awesome brother come istanbul we party 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪🦅🦅
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it was actually water before he touched it
This angle of LeBron taking a sip of this fan's wine mid-game 😂 (via hi.madison/IG)
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silver jews lyrics
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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Ronald I am not nothing but when you fry on the burger I am reminded I am hungry, and in every highway kitchen a big hairy man is cooking, beating eggs into yummy sandwich while the tummy starts to grumble
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navigpt what enemy is this
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I don’t give a fuck what day of the siege it is, Day 300 or 4,531 there is only one choice: The answer is Attack and Batter the Enemy’s Walls #AttackAndBatterTheEnemysWalls
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sat down with @TheSavBananas
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why vinted got brett and zinc. good legendary afternoon
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feel free to fill out the apology form whenever silksong fans
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