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Jack O'Brien

@jack_obrien

Co-founder Cracked. Co-host Daily Zeitgeist. Head of Comedy iHeart

 Hollywood, Los Angeles
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Joined March 2009
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I endorse this comparison for the simple reason that nobody has ever seemed more destined to die on the toilet
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerNov 6
Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
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Kyle Ayers@kyleayersNov 6
Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemonNov 4
say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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Matt Stoller
@matthewstollerNov 3
I just want to congratulate these guys on going all in on Trump.
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kang@jaycaspiankangNov 4
At this rate we can just throw them Fetterman like he’s Taurean Prince and we need to make some salaries match
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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guru pacifico@grnpointerOct 30
Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) profile picture
Carey O'Donnell@ecareyoOct 30
Fuck
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 30
Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago tmz.com/2026/10/30/bill-beli…
Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago

Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago

Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson called it quits late last year, and there's already been another person in the picture ... TMZ Sports has learned.

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RIP Demon
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 29
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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gabaghoul ♡@gabby_frostOct 24
not him writing a birthday post to himself 😭😭
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesJan 12
Happy Birthday my one, @per_asp3ra You are electric sunsets. You are auroras. You are breathtaking waterfalls. You are the sweetest dessert. You are the rays of light. You are all that is divine. You are simply awe inspiring. Happy birthday my love. I am loving you beyond space and time. Everything is for you. It always will be.
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j.b. exte@jbexteOct 22
one thing i’ve noticed about key & peele…why did he have to have hair for this?
عبدالكريم (@keemoksa10) profile pictureعبدالكريم@keemoksa10Oct 21
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Laughing roguishly, then taking a perfect Robin Hood shot with my bow that misses the nobleman’s purse by 12 feet and hits a sandwich sign spinner in the chest
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Mike@hammeritoOct 22
This one's going triple platinum in the Philly sports group chats
sera (@euchreism) profile picturesera@euchreismOct 21
phrases to make you more elegant and feminine
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Obviously funny because the Titanic sank but even if it didn't sink I would wager they could turn it around within the span of a night.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Covie
@covie_93Oct 21
This is Jon Husted. The man whose body is driving trump crazy:
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 20
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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mike
@mikeswartz_Oct 14
Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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My pet peeve? Well that’d have to be people walking around talking about guns in a way that suggests they think I sold all of my gun
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Love this little diva, and the men they keep cutting away to who can barely keep from breaking into a full body Footloose warehouse dance
Upper Canadian Cavalier (@UCCavalier) profile pictureUpper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalierOct 8
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette
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Granite Mtn. (@gran1te_mtn) profile picture
Granite Mtn.
@gran1te_mtnSep 28
“Your child’s assignment is in ParentVue. Have you checked Canvas? The homework is in EduSpot. The grades are available on Teacherly. I mentioned this in the WhatsApp group. It was literally sent to your comcast dot net email address. Canvas has it for you. It’s in Canvas.”
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