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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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i bought and read these two books when i was 17 because of the covers and found them insane and depraved. i haven’t read them since, but always thought the final note in almost transparent blue was incredibly romantic
Author Ryu Murakami, whose edgy works explored sex, violence, and youth culture, has died, his publisher said Friday. He was 74. ebx.sh/LqglYT
Obviously funny because the Titanic sank but even if it didn't sink I would wager they could turn it around within the span of a night.
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
Anton Chigurh: *places cattle gun to my forehead and blasts the bolt through my skull*
Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
(vid of man screaming as he burns himself alive to protest a genocide) *scroll* (hot woman bemoaning Shane Gillis's down syndrome jokes) *replying* His down syndrome material? Oh, you must mean all of his comedy 😜 *scroll* (Pic of child's leg blown off and you can see the bone
































