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BIG NEWS! Just found out John Cena’s character in the Fast and Furious films is named Jakob with a K.
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That is free college for everyone money spent on the dumbest shit imaginable but tell us more about how billionaires are smarter and harder working than the rest of us.
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so Trump just replaced Kristi Noem, who didn’t have a law degree, with Markwayne Mullin, who doesn’t even have a bachelor’s degree, as DHS secretary
and they have the nerve to call well-educated, overqualified Black women “DEI hires”?
oh the irony
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No one knows who killed the person on the left and the criminal who killed the person on the right is in jail
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These motherfuckers really want you to believe they care about pedophilia when they’re supporting an administration that is actively covering for pedos.
And of course, they’re lying about this woman.
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Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.
WATCH: protest underway at the University of Oklahoma rallying in support of the instructor who was put on leave after giving a student a zero on a psychology paper. @OKCFOX
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MAGA is harassing a bunch of math teachers for wearing the same Halloween inspired shirt with a math pun that they’ve worn in years before.
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All right-wing regimes are the same. Preach "traditional values" to the dumb masses while engaging in hedonism. It always ends up this way.
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If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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Republicans: We’re nazis
JD Vance: They’re just boys making jokes
Republicans: No we’re Nazis
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thinking about this wkuk sketch where they only get in trouble on the bus once they start talking about socialism
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It has broken down barriers. Blacklisted in Japan. They tried to destroy her career in many ways. She triumphed anyway and became a legend in the country.
Then she reopened joshi's doors in the USA after 20 years. Even with the language barrier, she thrived. Became a legend.
One time a guy played a trumpet really badly on the train for like five minutes and then asked for money so he would stop.
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
People who fear the subway are missing out.
Also please don’t flame me for calling it the subway. I know it’s just the train. I have failed you all
I’m not a real New Yorker yet :(