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Formerly: Stratton Oakmont, Enron, Theranos, Fyre, FTX. Excited for what the future holds!

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PAUL IS COMING HOME
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🔜 My Minecraft City. Drops Wednesday - 9/30/26 Subscribe now: youtube.com/@miket757
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BREAKING @TheAthleticFC Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development. Story with @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/7423410…
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Obama: It is possible for me to be a great admirer of George Washington and also acknowledge he was a slaveholder. And that does not negate his greatness. That simply acknowledges that there is a profound, deep flaw in these Founding Fathers, who were also geniuses and gave us these tools. Which is true of all of us, right? It's true of every president. We're this mixed bag. We've got contradictions and embody the country's contradictions. Source: MS NOW
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Spartan Nation💚
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These LeBron stats are WILD 🤯 👑 Played against 35% of NBA players EVER 👑 Played in 12.8% of NBA Finals Series in HISTORY 👑 Scored 40+ against EVERY NBA team 👑 More playoff wins than 21 NBA franchises 👑 Scored 10+ PTS every game for almost 19 YEARS 👑 Top 2 in MVP voting in 3 DIFFERENT DECADES 👑 Started at ALL FIVE positions 👑 Inducted into HOF BEFORE retiring 👑 Only player to score 40 PTS as a TEEN and a 40-YEAR-OLD 👑 3 HOF CAREERS with 3 different teams Happy Birthday, Bron 🐐
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HE'S BAAAAACK!!! Welcome home, @Bullough40!
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Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! 🧀🟢🟡
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ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers. Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.
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The big surprise from Packers first-round pick Matthew Golden. (video via @remax)
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As a former Raider, it's hard for me to say anything nice about the Chargers... unless I'm talking about this box! All the way from Hillsdale, Michigan it's the Hillsdale Chargers!! Thank you so much to Coach Shreffler and @Hillsdale_FB for this awesome package!
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Green and Golden @amfam
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Hello Hello Have a wonderful Easter
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A B1G MOMENT.
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I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!
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CATCH OF THE YEAR ALREADY??????? nitter.gq/JalenooperDogg/status/…
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Gonna start saying “this is going to ruin the tour” as a response to every slight inconvenience in my life
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