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I write quirky books about angels, smart women, and angels dealing with smart women. Check them out! https://nitter.gq/t.co/LJXwDF9h3g

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Joined November 2008
My book got picked up by Book Riot as one of the best undiscovered books! How cool is that?!? You can find it here: amzn.to/3gDVVgs
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JD Vance and Ted Cruz suddenly sounding like Yale and Harvard Law grads instead of MAGA memes is very, very telling.
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I’m in love with this sentence: “One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”
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God is only allowed to disagree with me when He's wrong. Clearly. 😂
When you win, "God has spoken." When you lose, "God is still in control." At what point is God allowed to disagree with you?
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My new book launched today! It's a sweet Christmas romance. The Winter Wedding War - A pair of rivals compete to design the best gown for a Christmas wedding–but is romance always in fashion? link.amazon/B0hOdxn7O
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The one thing we can count on, regardless of tonight’s results, is that absolutely no one will engage in any meaningful self-reflection.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Day 2 of the Christmas Wedding Kisses: -- 🎄 NOW LIVE! 🎄 A Groom For Christmas by Em Tate She needs a groom by Christmas… fake will do. link.amazon/B06THJJ2r
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I’m going to rock bottom, does anyone need anything?
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RELEASE DAY! The Christmas Clause by Lily Love She has until Christmas to get married or lose everything. He needs a wife to keep the only family he has left. This should be simple. link.amazon/B0cspbK7I
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If you're sick of politics, start with your Christmas romance novella reading. My book arrives on Thursday (The Winter Wedding War by Maddie Evans.)
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I am a Buddhist, but I attended a Catholic school, so we had prayer time every morning and again before we went home. Even now, I can still recite the prayers from memory. A senior from my school recently gave birth. When the labor pains became intense, she was so terrified that, in the brief moments she could catch her breath, she said “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen” and recited the prayers. She is not a Christian. Years have passed since she graduated, yet the words came out of her mouth naturally. Perhaps the power of prayer is something we understand not in the days when we are simply reciting it, but only when the day finally comes that we truly need it.
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Patrick Stewart was once filmed dancing and singing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D in 1991 as a birthday surprise for Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry. Though never intended for public release, a copy of the clip eventually surfaced as a bonus feature on a DVD. Rest in peace 🙏
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If Democrats win next week’s election, their agenda is clear: to go after the President, his family, and his administration.
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"you're a horrible mother if you don't make these sacrifices" "I did make these sacrifices, and there were long term consequences" "Well that was your choice you dumb bitch"
Replying to @emilykmay @bjv511
By choice. You could have chosen to have your husband stay home and you keep going to work. You didn’t. That’s on you.
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An analysis of why I'd much rather be in a Cheesecake Factory than looking at the current iteration of the Oval Office.
The replies to this person's tweet lack a nuanced understanding of aesthetics. Let me tell you why I don't think this room works. First, the gold decorations make the room look like an ersatz Versailles. Go to Getty Images and type in "Oval Office." Then zoom in on the gold decor. You'll notice that the lines are very blunted and muddied; they lack the sharp lines and fine detailing that you'd expect on something made by an artisan. Hence why some people have suggested these decorations are from Home Depot (true or not, that's the impression). You can see the difference between the first and second photos. The first, of course, is of the Oval Office; the second is the reception room from the Hotel de Cabris in France, which was made during the 18th century under the direction of Louis XVI. Even at this distance, the second image looks much better because it was designed and executed by artisans working within a coherent visual language. You can really see the crisp lines and detailing. Second, the White House was designed by James Hoban, an Irish architect who migrated to the US for economic opportunities (what a great American story!). He originally designed it in the Neoclassical style, drawing on Palladian and Georgian influences. Neoclassicalism was a reaction against the Rococo movement, which reactionaries saw as overly ornate and frivolous. A bit of gold used sparingly and strategically can look fine in a Neoclassical building, but the amount Trump used has so radically encrusted the room that it's now in Rococo territory, making it look like a mismatch of aesthetics. You can see an example of gilded Rococo architecture in the third slide. Although it's not my thing, the effect is totally different because it's coherent. IMO, architecture sets the terms for you can decorate a space. Modernist furniture looks best in modernist buildings, just as Craftsman furniture looks best in Craftsman homes (see fourth slide). You don't have to do period recreations — sometimes mixing two aesthetics, or old and new, can make a space feel more natural — but having a sense of aesthetic history (art, architecture, furniture, fashion) can help you create better aesthetics. The Oval Office offends on at least three levels: the ersatz nature of the decor, the way it grates against Hoban’s Neoclassical vision, and the way it misunderstands the classical-republican symbolism that the White House was meant to project in the first place. As others have noted, this is the kind of decor you'd expect from dictators who rob their own country.
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“We are now being lectured about empathy by people who have spent years defending, promoting, and justifying the very system that is inflicting this trauma…Suddenly, when someone they know and care about is caught up in that system, they recognize the cruelty.”
I've been thinking about why the Samuel Sey situation is so infuriating to me, and I realize it's because someone at my parish is going through almost the exact same thing. Except my friend and her husband don't have well-connected, influential right-wing friends to advocate for them. A woman at my parish has a husband who is currently being detained by ICE. He entered this country legally on a visa. He married an American citizen, and through their marriage, they applied for permanent residency through the family reunification process. While his application is pending, he has been granted employment authorization, allowing him to work legally in the United States. Last week, he was at a job site with several other immigrants. I don't know the immigration status of everyone who was there, but I do know his circumstances. ICE picked them all up. He has now been detained for over a week, and his wife is having to spend thousands of dollars trying to secure his release on bond. Now, I've seen people explaining away Samuel Sey's situation by claiming there was a discrepancy with his paperwork. Well, here's what I know about the situation at my parish: There is no paperwork discrepancy. He has his paperwork. His paperwork was completed accurately. He was picked up simply for being present at a job site with other immigrants. As far as I know, there was nothing illegal happening. He was simply there, doing his job while having an accent and suspicious skin color. This is a man who entered the country legally, followed the immigration process, obtained authorization to work, and, to my knowledge, has committed no crime. Yet, he is sitting in detention, separated from his wife, being treated like a criminal for doing nothing more than showing up to work. And this is why the Samuel Sey situation makes me so angry. We are now being lectured about empathy by people who have spent years defending, promoting, and justifying the very system that is inflicting this trauma on families like the one in my parish. Suddenly, when someone they know and care about is caught up in that system, they recognize the cruelty. You would think this was the first good Christian man this has ever happened to. The lady from my parish, like so many others, doesn't have an influential network of conservative Christians demanding compassion on her husband's behalf. And watching people who helped normalize this cruelty chastise everyone else for failing to show empathy when it finally reaches someone in their own circle is absolutely maddening.
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This is an evergreen meme for my life
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BREAKING NEWS: Man who can pronounce Tchaikovsky, Oxycontin, Pensacola, and riboflavin is unable to pronounce "Iraq."
JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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