Aimee Jantz

ALT Graphic with text that reads, "National Park Rules for survival. #1 Never ask “If not friend, why friend shaped?” #2 Never split up. Always stick with slower friends until you need to...umm until you’re safe. #3 Make sure your car is in working order. What do you mean you dropped the keys? #4 He’s not that cute. Resist the urge to pet wildlife. #5 Don’t feed the squirrels after midnight. Don’t feed them anytime. #6 Wear comfortable shoes. #7 Watch where you’re running. Tree roots care for no one. #8 Don't poke things with sticks. #9 Be wary of a faster friend saying, “let’s split up.” #10 Keep your pants on. Because it’s cold. #11 Check the forecast. “Thunderbolt and lightning – very, very frightening” #12 Have fun! Not too much fun. You know, moderation. #13 It’s behind you.