Psychological thriller fiction that bites back. The Animal In Us & Tiger Island now live. And there's more to come. https://xitter.cf/t.co/kmtccGcbX6

Somewhere in the Wylde
Joined February 2025
If your looking for a good laugh amidst all the chaos of life, then put Space Cheese in your tbr pile. Space pirates, extra cheese, irreverent humor poking at the absurdity of life, enough duct tape to try and fix it, and a talking goat. Trust me. It'll all make sense... If you have a sense of humor.
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Looking for a book with Hitchhiker’s Guide / Spaceballs energy, but with more duct tape and worse decisions. Meet Space Cheese. Now, be honest — how often do you quote anything out loud from these two IPs?
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So you’re looking for an epic fantasy series to read but you’re on a tight budget? I understand. That’s why right now you can get all three of my books for only $3.97! 😳🔥 Don’t miss out. The first two are also free on KU! amazon.com/dp/B0DCX68YDV
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Breaking news! Polls are completely made up BS.
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Hey retards. We’re not happy BioWare is getting shut down or being bought by Saudi Arabia or whatever. We tried, we begged, we told you guys to stop doing this shit to games and you laughed in our faces thinking you’d won because you’d taken over studios and entire industries responsible for making the things we love. So yes, we’re happy you lost. We’re happy you got fired, but we’re not happy it came at the cost of a legendary studio that was destroyed by people who didn’t build it.
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Space Cheese I and II are waiting for you. What are you waiting for? More cheese?
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Mega sale! Don’t miss out! You can get all three volumes of this thrilling fantasy series for only $3.97! 🔥 Don’t miss out! amazon.com/dp/B0DCX68YDV
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The first good rain of the year always smells so good.
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Well, I got a new episode of 'Let's Read an Indie' done, this time we're looking at 2 sequels, the exciting and upcoming 'Bloodforged Dawn' by @DWARussell22 and the highly engaging 'The Wanderer: Remains of a Bloodline' by @Broken_Scribe Check the comments for the link.
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Debt is dumb. Taxes on something I've already paid the mortgage off on is even dumber.
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🔥Mark your calendars! Epic sale for Relentless Blades and Ashbound Oaths! Only 99¢ each 10/21 - 10/28! Get ready for Bloodforged Dawn!🔥 amazon.com/dp/B0DCX68YDV
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Wondering out loud here: Does the Zon keep Goodreads around to help review bomb the little indie and thereby keep them in their place so they can't contest the authors they've chosen to succeed? These are my ponderings.
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Here's why I write by the seat of my pants: When I'm writing freely, I'm allowing decades of watching comedy, storytelling, observing human behavior, and absurdity to collide without stopping to interrogate every possibility. I place a certain trust in my characters to just figure it out on their own in their own way. I'm 10,500 words into a new project in less than one week, and dang it feels good.
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Is Elon's new car really flying, or is it just thrusting and then falling gracefully?
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JasonWMizer retweeted
Good news! I have multiple books Free or Discounted in Digital today! Details in the reply
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Social Interaction Overload. It's a thing. It's very real. I'm overloaded.
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Heavy metal and thrash was created to let loose the rage and mosh out, not to navel gaze and rage about any one set of politics.
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Insanity insanity everywhere.
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I'm getting closer to the idea to try WoW Forever. But I have questions. If I only buy the Heroic Pack, do I not have a subscription? Not getting it.
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I just noticed a new review for Space Cheese, and I gotta say... he said a lot with so few words. 🧀
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JasonWMizer retweeted
Spooky season will not be complete without a copy of Itsy Bitsy Spyder: Evolution. "What if a father's absence opens a door of unparalleled retribution--releasing a mama bear titan from the void?"
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