We should celebrate Rapture Day annually. Not because I believe in the Rapture, but because I enjoy the crazy.
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I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!
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Replying to @apropriaari
Tenho iPhone e uso esse. Grátis e simples de usar. Estou usando desde novembro/2022. Nunca tive problema!!
My relationship with portuguese is this: one day I’ll be like “I understand everything in this fine language!” and the next I’ll be like “what is this gibberish?”
Today is gibberish day. #Languages
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Every morning I struggle to squeeze the very last bit of toothpaste out of my toothpaste tube and then promptly forget completely until bedtime, when I try to do it again
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Just realised that in Encanto because Antonio won't let the leopard eat any animals its probably going to starve to death.
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This fucking clip is gold. If you need a pick me up today... Just play this.
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