I’m not special I’m just occasionally funny and somehow survived this long

Joined September 2016
Justin Marshall retweeted
eu tô chorando de rir com esse vídeo KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK o momento que vem a pergunta de 1 milhão de reais: "ué por que todos eles saíram correndo?" e logo em seguida elas descobrem o motivo é PURO CINEMA
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You have to work really hard to be this bad ....
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I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭
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Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.” This could have gone very wrong. Then the lead singer opens his mouth. The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect. Turn the sound on for this one.
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IBM, 1979. We’re regressing at a rapid pace.
#BREAKING: Pentagon blames flawed intel and AI for strike that killed at least 123 Iranian children.
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Gonna have this certified banger in my head for the next ~50 days 🎵🔊
🤖 Made with AI
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Missouri Republicans cut $4 million in funding for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library literacy program, which sends monthly free books to kids 5 and under.
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“one of you will betray me tonight” was an insane thing for jesus to say at dinner likeeeee??? he really was the og housewife
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They killed bitches for less in Salem
ela criou uma trend que só ela consegue fazer
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Did you all read Project 2025? Because the destabilization of the food supply was part of it and we are now living it in real time.
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lol they’re feeding us horse
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These project 2025 MF’s are gonna kill us. Science is not political. Evidence-based research. Peer-reviewed studies. These are not negotiable. What the hell is “conservative-based research”?
Trump's pick to lead the FDA, Heidi Overton, says the FDA, CDC, and NIH need to be "reformed" to fund more "conservative-based" research instead of peer-reviewed and evidence-backed medical science
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I love how big food manufacturers finally got the deregulation they wanted and they couldn’t even play it cool. Just an immediate “oh yeah we will totally contaminate your food with shit, glass, and disease if unmonitored. ☺️”
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Jeffries announced his opposition 72 hours after Yale released a study showing the proposal would save $1 trillion and 114,000 lives every year.
NBC News: Hakeem Jeffries says he doesn’t support Medicare For All In an exclusive interview with Meet the Press, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) indicated that he does not currently support Medicare For All legislation after co-sponsoring similar bills from 2013-2021. nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/v…
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MAGA hate children it’s been known
The Trump administration is planning to gut Head Start, a program that offers free preschool to over half a million children.
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
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oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?
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🫡 The BBC's World Cup 2026 montage is utterly sensational. xitter.cf/alexewing_/status/2078…
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Replying to @ToniKroos
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