My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.

Caros compatriotas, Estamos em Moscovo, a convite do Presidente da Federação da Rússia, Vladimir Putin, para participar na 3.ª Cimeira Rússia–África. Esta presença reflecte a importância que atribuímos ao diálogo, à cooperação e ao fortalecimento das relações entre Moçambique, a Federação da Rússia e os países africanos. À margem desta agenda, participámos hoje na 8.ª Cimeira do Fórum dos Países Exportadores de Gás, onde defendemos que os recursos energéticos devem gerar desenvolvimento para os nossos povos e fortalecer a cooperação entre as nações. #Vamostrabalhar

Thinking about where I am now compared to where I was last year, alhamduliLlah. I’m not living my dream or seeing all my prayers answered just yet, but it feels so close.

God, please, for the sake of my child, don’t let me die young. Don’t let her suffer because I’m not here to stand up for her. Have mercy and let me grow old to raise her until she can stand alone, happy and loved.

We've written an open letter to @asda Their £30 off new customer offer was a real help for families . A loophole got it paused, but families shouldn't be the ones who lose out. Our fix: groceries only, one per household. Bring it back, Asda 🛒 #CostOfLiving #HalfTerm

Ozempic is out of control. The amount of people who I know that are like half the size they were few months ago is crazy. I just hope there are no side effects that will leave people suffering.

40k dollars in a month is crazy money. US RN are ballers.

BREAKING: Putin invites Zelenskyy to Moscow for direct peace talks, with the Kremlin promising “all necessary conditions will be ensured, including in terms of security.”

Drop your salary. I'll budget it in the replies.💙

When I was leaving my job to go for my MBA my uncle said he has someone I can put there to replace me. As per based on that I am who? 😭 Auto Ctrl Find + Replace?? He said “sebi you’re leaving, tell them to give the job to XXX. She is looking for job” Hia! Na so e dey happen?

Na my wife dey first me go sha

Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.

I need to visit Abuja. I need to be in Abuja.

Reminds me of someone who once drove a hired manual vehicle and, drove almost 400 Kms without changing gears.