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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpez3 Apr 2018

Aaron Carter was on #TeenMomOG tonight.

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Ava@avainwordlandAug 24

Everyone wants to summon a demon, until I actually appear.

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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme1Aug 24

Doesn’t take much to kill a crush on someone, just read their account

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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpezAug 7

The word placement is making me uncomfortable.

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fightgeek@fightgeekAug 7

unpaid position. terrible hours. occasional helicopter rides.

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Dammit Bits@DammitBitsAug 7

Some people have anxiety disorders that make it hard for them to go shopping and be around a lot of people and may use weed to calm themselves.

dollar store kirk hammett@olivesaganAug 6

saw someone hitting a weed vape on the way into the grocery store the other day. honestly such a sad way to live. save it for a movie or some other fun recreational activity that it actually enhances. it's not a treat when you turn every mundane activity into a groggy haze.

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@AnneHatfieldVOAug 6

Much of the fun in alphabetizing comes from knowing which letters go in what order.

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Natasha Something@IfIwassomethingAug 7

You can't just stuff all your problems in a barrel and bury them at the dump. That's when those wolves finally come in handy.

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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpezAug 7

I'm also me.

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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpezAug 7

I wore my new boots yesterday. My knees and back feel like they've been through combat.

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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpezAug 7

Sometimes TN decides to stop being embarrassing.

The Knoxville Holler@KnoxvilleHollerAug 7

Things are happening

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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpezAug 7

Come here. Let's work ourselves up into a panic together.

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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldAug 6

Awkward! just walked in on my guardian angel doing meth

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AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlreadyAug 6

It’s really no one’s business if I bring a beer into the library.

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headless horse child (taken out for gallops) 🫏🐀@BinAnimalsAug 7

Yes?

Alex Moskowitz@alexrmoskowitzAug 5

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americans just want to have special treats all the time. every moment is an occasion for a special treat

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Case@Cactuscali19912Aug 6

are you happy to see me or is that just the weight of the world in your pants?

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Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsredAug 6

Oh, you’re a runner. That’s cool. Like for your life?

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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpezAug 7

Get rid of that spring in your step or I will grab the sling shot.

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jynx@miiagarroAug 5

if u see me trusting a man again, hit me with a car

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@TheTweetOfGodAug 3

The majority of you are stupid.

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