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adorable havoc. Jo Bro Ho. Roy g. biv @mistrustme1 is my favorite.

Joined September 2013
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Everyone wants to summon a demon, until I actually appear.
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Doesn鈥檛 take much to kill a crush on someone, just read their account
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unpaid position. terrible hours. occasional helicopter rides.
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Some people have anxiety disorders that make it hard for them to go shopping and be around a lot of people and may use weed to calm themselves.
saw someone hitting a weed vape on the way into the grocery store the other day. honestly such a sad way to live. save it for a movie or some other fun recreational activity that it actually enhances. it's not a treat when you turn every mundane activity into a groggy haze.
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Much of the fun in alphabetizing comes from knowing which letters go in what order.
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You can't just stuff all your problems in a barrel and bury them at the dump. That's when those wolves finally come in handy.
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Awkward! just walked in on my guardian angel doing meth
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It鈥檚 really no one鈥檚 business if I bring a beer into the library.
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Yes?
Replying to @alexrmoskowitz
americans just want to have special treats all the time. every moment is an occasion for a special treat
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are you happy to see me or is that just the weight of the world in your pants?
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Oh, you鈥檙e a runner. That鈥檚 cool. Like for your life?
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if u see me trusting a man again, hit me with a car
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The majority of you are stupid.
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I used a curse word to my grandpa when I was 10 after I started listening to hiphop and he told my mom I was playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog
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hate when people make me be mean, bitch i had a pocket full of sunshine until u did that
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my twin flame burned down my house.
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Hoarding Chewbacca costumes because my post-plague vision of the future is different than yours.
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Who up Painfully Aware
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No thanks reincarnation, once was enough.
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Been on psych meds long enough that I shake em in the dark to know what I鈥檓 takin by the sound they make. They鈥檙e different notes bro. Here, I鈥檒l play you a song
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