I got herpes from an airport bathroom 'cause they ran out of seat covers. đ
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NSPSâs market research determined the elements people most want in a #BandcampFriday holiday album:
Sexâď¸
Drugsâď¸
Rock and Rollâď¸
Weird shoegaze noise accompanying pretentious sung poetryâď¸
nsps.bandcamp.com/album/santâŚ
Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
This movie paid for its entire crewâs salary during a seven month COVID shutdown without shooting a single scene. That fact should be inextricable from any reporting of its box office, but everyone just keeps ignoring it.
Just checking in on this hellsite. The fact that the iconic âretweetâ lost out to the generic ârepostâ tells you everything you need to know.
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
People think that Hunter Biden let the world read his laptop filled with countless photos of himself banging escorts and doing blow but scrupulously deleted all evidence of the Biden Crime Family
Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
Nate Silver facetiously created a persona who he thought would be 100% wrong about everything, except it turned out to be 100% correct, and now he has to live the rest of his life knowing he has the *ability* to be correct, but can't be because he's a miserable, spiteful, asshole
Spotify already convinced everyone it was ok to do this to musicians so no one wants to acknowledge that itâs all a tech grift because they enjoy the cheap product.
People who have been going to movies regularly since getting vaccinated dazedly wandering around the cinema grounds this weekend, befuddled by the lack of parking and these things called âcrowds.â
Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
This wildly misleading headline gave an entire generation permission to abdicate all responsibility for climate change. We've talked about it enough.
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.@BernieSanders, it was great to have you at the White House to meet with young worker leaders.
We both agree: Every American worker deserves the dignity a union can provide.
ALT President Biden shakes hands with Senator Bernie Sanders
Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
There are about a thousand different data points against the idea that Biden is senile and if you seriously try to push the 'dementia addled Biden don't know where he is' line it means you're a brainpoisoned moron who operates on the same level as a FOX News binging boomer.
James Cameron made a 3D documentary that probably gives you a better view than youâd get from the death trap submarine. (Granted there is a âoh wow 9/11 happened really makes you thinkâ section.)
