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I got herpes from an airport bathroom 'cause they ran out of seat covers. 🌋

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined September 2008
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
This movie paid for its entire crew’s salary during a seven month COVID shutdown without shooting a single scene. That fact should be inextricable from any reporting of its box office, but everyone just keeps ignoring it.
‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING - PART ONE’ will sadly end its theatrical run earning less than $580M globally. The movie carries a $291M budget. Is the 15th most expensive movie ever made.
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
People think that Hunter Biden let the world read his laptop filled with countless photos of himself banging escorts and doing blow but scrupulously deleted all evidence of the Biden Crime Family
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Nate Silver facetiously created a persona who he thought would be 100% wrong about everything, except it turned out to be 100% correct, and now he has to live the rest of his life knowing he has the *ability* to be correct, but can't be because he's a miserable, spiteful, asshole
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This wildly misleading headline gave an entire generation permission to abdicate all responsibility for climate change. We've talked about it enough.
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There are about a thousand different data points against the idea that Biden is senile and if you seriously try to push the 'dementia addled Biden don't know where he is' line it means you're a brainpoisoned moron who operates on the same level as a FOX News binging boomer.
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
Whether you're a casual movie fan or a dedicated scholar of cinema, there is no network more vital than @tcm. The sheer diversity of material they make available is astonishing. I can't imagine a world without my all-time favorite station, @tcm.❤️ #SaveTCM 🙏
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
Russian authorities are reporting that a group of violent far-right extremists have infiltrated across the Ukrainian border and into high ranking positions in Russia’s military, police, media, and government
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
This comment from an esteemed member of the DC establishment gives you a sense of how the town remains wired for the GOP. Stern words abt norms/precedents for Ds while terroristic actions by Rs are taken as a given, expected. Playing field permanently tilted one way.
Invoking the 14th Amendment to avoid default on the debt is a terrible idea, not for legal reasons, but political. It would be an end-run around the political process, and set a terrible precedent for future end-runs by Republicans when they are in a position to do it.
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
Really simply, a bunch of innocent people got murdered this weekend because of the garbage that people shrugged off in 2016. Whatever you told yourself to believe it was all a joke it’s time to take things seriously.
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"To make a great film you need three things: the script, the script and the script." -- Alfred Hitchcock #WGAStrong
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
If the Supreme Court is going to be the independent branch of government they claim to be, they need an enforceable code of ethics to give the American people some much-needed confidence in the institution.
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
LMAO my god, to live in a time where a megacorporation has been negatively polarized by a fascist political party into doubling, nay, tripling down their public support for LGBTQ+ folks.
The first-ever Disneyland After Dark: Pride Nite is coming to @Disneyland during Pride Month in June! This separately ticketed event celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community & allies will have themed entertainment, Disney characters, specialty menu items & more: di.sn/6011Oz0rP
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
Martin Scorsese doesn't have to be "reigned" in anymore because he's already the king.
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Maybe with Keir Starmer and Labour going full spineless on trans issues we can acknowledge that Joe Biden standing up for trans people in the middle of a national hate campaign is not worthless bullshit and Democrats are actually a party that does good things for trans people
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
Scorsese is really out there in his 80s preserving film history while trying to bankrupt every streaming service he comes into contact with, this is a hero on one last mission, he can not be stopped
.@Variety reports that Martin Scorsese’s ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON’ is “nearly 4 hours” long.
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On Transgender Day of Visibility, we want you to know that we see you just as you are: Made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect, and support. We'll never stop working to create a world where you won't have to be brave just to be yourself.
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Sorry for the confusion here: Twitter was valued at $13 billion when Musk bought it for $44 billion so he could bring back The Babylon Bee and rig the algorithm to promote catturd2.
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Jerem(parod)y Mathews retweeted
I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is better wages and benefits for the union editors at Saturday Night Live.
On 4/1, our crew will have either a contract or a picket line at #SNL.
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